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I JUST NEED A PARTNER DAMN I'M READY TO SETTLE DOWN JUST DON'T MAKE ME QUIT LOOKING AT PORN OR DOING DABS AND LAUGHING AT STUPID CARTOONS

Claudia (Imaginary gf): Your mind is schizophrenically horrific Jazzy. *Lights cigarette*
Me: Don't embarrass me babe *blushes like I received a compliment*.

VENT/FANTASY/FICTION
I WISH I COULD TORTURE A RAPISTS ASSHOLE REMOTELY!!!!!!! I WISH I HAD A REMOTE ROBOT ARM THAT COULD GRASP AND EVEN CRUSH. I WISH I COULD CARVE A U SHAPED FLAP OUT OF THIR FOREHEAD AND TWO LITTLE CIRCLES SO IT LOOKS LIKE A HAPPY FACE THEN I WANT THE ROBOT ARM TO WRAP THEIR FACE IN DUCT TAPE SO THEY SUFFOCATE BUT WHILE IT'S HAPPENING THE FORHEAD IS STILL VISIBLE SO IT LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVE A LONG NECK AND A LITTLE TINY SMILING FACE HEAD.

I will never be lonely again because why would I ever want the companionship of a stinky human? I look at people and they are so ugly, every time an ugly person slips it's funny, and I'm not talking about people who are ugly on the outside I'm talking about the people who are ugly on the inside, those people, so-called, are evil, so why would I ever want one of them around me unless I loved misery which I don't. /vent about STUPID people who are EVIL IDIOTS

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I JUST NEED A PARTNER DAMN I'M READY TO SETTLE DOWN JUST DON'T MAKE ME QUIT LOOKING AT PORN OR DOING DABS AND LAUGHING AT STUPID CARTOONS

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"Damn my pussy be queefin" me to myself alone in my living room after ripping many farts from my asshole in a row.

"Damn my pussy be queefin" me to myself alone in my living room after ripping many farts from my asshole in a row.

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Song about being transgender: Every day my tits be achin
Bumped my fresh buds it's like my ribs be breakin
How the fuck am I supposed to maintain
With massive tit pain
I'll tell you what it takes to have on the brain
Like A gotta have tits to get a hot bod
Like B gotta be fem to rock the hottest rod
Like C gotta get your hole ready oh mah gawd

Song about being transgender: Every day my tits be achin
Bumped my fresh buds it's like my ribs be breakin
How the fuck am I supposed to maintain
With massive tit pain
I'll tell you what it takes to have on the brain
Like A gotta have tits to get a hot bod
Like B gotta be fem to rock the hottest rod
Like C gotta get your hole ready oh mah gawd

Which one of you queers wants to be my wife? (18+ only)

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Song by me: Gonna be havin sex with faggots soon
Old faggots
Crossdressin faggots
Old faggots
Elderly faggots
Sexy faggots
Skinny faggots
But old faggots
*drum line*
Damn old faggots suck that dick so good
They got them skills
The old faggots bootyhole aint fall out
So it's still good to fuck
*horn section lays down fat licks, BAM*
And that old faggot pussy has a WAY
TO GRAB YO DICK N MAKE YOU SAY
DAMN OLD FAGGOT YOU STILL PRETTY
YOU AIN'T A FEMBOY YOU A FEM DADDY
ZAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
*Band plays instrumental fade out while I make out with the 42 year old sexy fem faggot who's my gay wife*

Song by me: Gonna be havin sex with faggots soon
Old faggots
Crossdressin faggots
Old faggots
Elderly faggots
Sexy faggots
Skinny faggots
But old faggots
*drum line*
Damn old faggots suck that dick so good
They got them skills
The old faggots bootyhole aint fall out
So it's still good to fuck
*horn section lays down fat licks, BAM*
And that old faggot pussy has a WAY
TO GRAB YO DICK N MAKE YOU SAY
DAMN OLD FAGGOT YOU STILL PRETTY
YOU AIN'T A FEMBOY YOU A FEM DADDY
ZAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
*Band plays instrumental fade out while I make out with the 42 year old sexy fem faggot who's my gay wife*

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Gwen :blobcheer: (Please let me know in the comments if I'm making too many magazine mockups lately lol) 🤔

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Puppy hole so gooood :fb_woozy: 💦 Open for nasty surprise(s) :knot_so_fast:

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