JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

@RehnyNytes256 Wish it was legal to go slash their tires if something happens like that. Because no one has money to sue over a bush and get justice unless they're rich, so slashed tires are a good middle ground for those pieces of shit.

Oh ya also fuck being in bad shape I'm getting in good shape FOR ME NOT FOR *YOU* (strong woman music starts playing as the camera holds on me walking with confidence)

Another case of literally me and literally us one day, we will be the most incompatible looking couple but we will BE IN LOVE
https://youtu.be/g4b0WHVrjhs

https://youtu.be/OTWYCHNTA3A
Literally me. Haters in my dust.

Me to the negative entities: Get out my way or lick my balls!
https://youtu.be/UqqAQ7CEAVQ

Claudia (Imaginary gf): Your mind is schizophrenically horrific Jazzy. *Lights cigarette*
Me: Don't embarrass me babe *blushes like I received a compliment*.

VENT/FANTASY/FICTION
I WISH I COULD TORTURE A RAPISTS ASSHOLE REMOTELY!!!!!!! I WISH I HAD A REMOTE ROBOT ARM THAT COULD GRASP AND EVEN CRUSH. I WISH I COULD CARVE A U SHAPED FLAP OUT OF THIR FOREHEAD AND TWO LITTLE CIRCLES SO IT LOOKS LIKE A HAPPY FACE THEN I WANT THE ROBOT ARM TO WRAP THEIR FACE IN DUCT TAPE SO THEY SUFFOCATE BUT WHILE IT'S HAPPENING THE FORHEAD IS STILL VISIBLE SO IT LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVE A LONG NECK AND A LITTLE TINY SMILING FACE HEAD.

I will never be lonely again because why would I ever want the companionship of a stinky human? I look at people and they are so ugly, every time an ugly person slips it's funny, and I'm not talking about people who are ugly on the outside I'm talking about the people who are ugly on the inside, those people, so-called, are evil, so why would I ever want one of them around me unless I loved misery which I don't. /vent about STUPID people who are EVIL IDIOTS

I JUST NEED A PARTNER DAMN I'M READY TO SETTLE DOWN JUST DON'T MAKE ME QUIT LOOKING AT PORN OR DOING DABS AND LAUGHING AT STUPID CARTOONS