Rap about cottage life (my real life):
I'm picking berries bitch
I'm picking berries
Everyday the sitch
Is picking berries
I picked those berries bitch
I made that jam
And I've made jelly too with pectin inside them
So don't be hatin' bitch
Up on my berry game
All these other niggas don't pick berries cause they're lame
Bitch I'll treat you right, talkin berry delight
I got them all preserved so in winter we're all right
Teah baby I'm that real tried husband
We'll be doin pagan rituals
And the horses will be bustin
Up in your feminine goddess vagina
To deposit their animal fertility inside ya
Yeah we're the real Viking peeps
The real druid peeps
The wolf fuckin peeps
Our ancient roots go back multiple millennia
Don't be hatin zoophiles that's what I won't hear any uh
@GAIA @LuluLemon Damn I'm jealous all I got is the funny wax
@ube A bowl movement brih, because I'm on her rectal walls like spiderman
@Aldo2 I don't like it either, it's to the point where I'll see a funny clip of a show or a great preview for a movie that's coming up and I'm watching it but oh no there's a cute little shota in there so now I can't fucking post it here because I don't want my post deleted or to get in any kind of trouble with the staff. I feel you.
@Aldo2 look up the Patriot act and you will realize that we are not in a land of a constitution but we are in a land of terrorists, once you understand that you will stop having cognitive dissonance and confusion. Also look up what happens when somebody violates the Constitution willingly and aids a foreign power. The penalties are not being upheld and so no shit we're sliding into a fucking sewer.
Nobody would ever keep trying until I got the hint, no one would ever just not give up on me, they're not out there, I'm doomed, I'm so sad, and alone, and broken, and vulnerable.
Project ended.
Project status: Failure
Debrief complete.