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I'm sorry the Internet isn't what you thought it would be BUH *gives exasperated look at end to punctuate*

Song:
No fedi love for me
No fedi dates for me
All the other fedi frens have paired off but
No fedi love for me
No oh
No fedi love for me
Though I wish with all my heart
That it wasn't so
My fedi frens have torn me apart
And left me while they go
Off to a world of adventure and fantasy
It's so sad
And they're enjoying matrimony
I'm so mad
How dare those fedi frens leave me alone...
*Cri3s*
Fedi frens...*chorus* Fedi frens, *chorus, consecutively softer each time, dreamlike* Fedi frens.......fedi frens............fedi..........frens

youtu.be/VYOjWnS4cMY
More relevant than fucking ever
Shits going crazy out there in the world today

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Mark x Oliver commission for anonymous

Mark's hands are tied behind his back because he's been told not to touch his dick while worshipping Oliver's cock and balls.

#Shota #Shotacon #NSFW #Invincible #Incest #MarkGrayson #OliverGrayson

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Well...

This was short-lived. And they took the funds that I wasn't able to claim before now 🙃.

And to be clear, no word of warning was issued beforehand, no notification about this was received in my email or any hint of this coming my way at any point in time.

#unifans

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Should raping murderers and rapists be legal regardless of their age?

Bbc did a story on an international gang and now I'm scared!

Bro suck my dick bro Battlestar Galactica is a documentary and we came from the stars bro don't fuck with me man, feel this shit bro
youtu.be/WtUxDbWcVTc

Ok guys I'm sorry I'm too dumb to teach? I assume that's why you stopped trying to teach me anything? Anyway, I wish someone would teach me how to degoogle and reanonymize myself. I've been sucked into the corpo cuck drain. I need to up my computer skills, I stopped learning pretty much after I was taught that control shift lets you copy everything from point a to b at once, and from then on I just used that skill to make giant personal catalogues of porn.

* shrimp girl
I really do admire her love of shrimp. I love animals too, even arthropods.

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If me and sbrimp gorl got married wonder if that would fix me

Need to be adopted by a culture where it's ok for me to court and marry a 14yo but the laws will have to change first because my nazi government might view that as sex tourism

@ube Western europe, eastern europe, southern europe, and nort...SHUT UP, HYPERBOREA!!!!! lol

Giving myself gentle naked spamkings because the soft sting is cute but I wish I could have a hug too T-T

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