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Where's my brown skinned wife? Will she ever come?

Could a fedi fren please rp tucking me in and kissing my forehead 🥺

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idk how in 2025 people still open their doors to cops... In fact, you should do what latinos do, and put an iron door in front of your wooden door.

@EscBoy I wonder if the motivation was egotistical pettiness. "It's my body god damnit and if anyone is going to derive nutrients from it it'll be ME not some decomposing microbes!!!!!!"

Need to have gay sex with a knight now. Which one of you is a sexy feminine twink knight man?
youtu.be/PYqT6sKZJjY

I'm not saying you should shoot evil ceos in the head. See. I'm not saying it. *One bullion evil ceos get shot in the head*. That's not my fault.

I love when the twink is 16 years younger than me but it's still legal hahhahahahahahah MUWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH GAY SEX

@icedquinn Sexy quinn with the kneecaps god that's hot fuck the rivh

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Bri-ish: Oi guvnuh, yew gawt a loicense foah that pictuah???????

Ok I like that H&M ad holy fuck I like it a lot fuck the haters and the cuckolds gyat damn turn those heads gurls gyat /vent

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