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I fucking love the unexplained with william shatner please god don't take that man for at least another 5 years and that includes mentally it doesn't count if he's a vegetable

>The government needs to stop playing with me in this simulation or whatever it is and just pull me out because my training is done I've learned enough I'm ready I want to get out there as a space pilot which is what I know my true purpose is so why do they keep me here when I should be out there transporting squadrons for the empire??? I'm ready man! I'm ready to captain the flagship!!! Let me out and let's fly!!!
<Fedi Dr.s: He's been like this for days, we don't know what caused it or when he'll return from... wherever he's gone. His mind seems incomprehensible.

I would fuck a sexy um....person...even if there was a 30 year age gap and they were older so they'd be like 60 but they'd have to be hot still

So stressed from loneliness I feel like I'm gonna cry but I'm aching from laying in bed so long and reloading internet pages again...and again...and again... waiting for...idk what...interaction, acknowledgment, love? I'm so depressed. I'm going to watch a show for a while in the livingroom...alone...like usual.

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Eclipsa caught something and she ain't gonna let go easily.

Ok guys need some gamer tips for the coming war update. I know it's been getting pushed back every time they say it's coming but the update has to drop eventually. So tips, tricks? I'm completely in the dark here. I'd really like my meat suit to be able to level up without grinding too hard or taking too big of a risk (permadeath).

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Should I found a private security company?

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So yeah I'm just gonna go ahead and post the High Res versions of my stuff from now on. If you wanna support me, you can via fanbox or just buy comms.

I'd like to squeeze in some freebie requests when I can because I miss doing that too. It just never seems like there's enough time or breathing room is all.

I wish I could sniff a youths butthole after they got it all cleaned out with saline enemas

It was supposed to be a joke for his new friend.......but his friend died before he could see it. It makes me fucking cry.

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Then if you watch this right after that last clip it pulls it all together and it hits you...Rick really was talking to himself...and his friend (even though he wouldn't admit it) died, and he feels like shit...he feels ashamed... I'm sorry for taking fedifrens for granted and pushing fedifrens away
youtu.be/MU4WlERyyBY

It took me years to realize the depth of this episode, almost a decade before this moment hit me...let go, of the things you can't control, I love you guys, even the mean fedi frens I'm sorry for ever hating you
youtu.be/t2MwK7XLnTA

I try to keep my fiber high to keep the dookies from clogging my guts

I wish I could have s3x with one of you (consensual) T-T (we could eat BBQ vegetarian food after we bang)

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