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If I was the king and you were all my subjects and you had nanites in your bloodstream that made you do what I want this is how it would work: My orders would be, have a thirst for knowledge, but balance that thirst with a thirst for vicarious pleasure - SEEING OTHERS HAPPY SHOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY - and love yourselves and your neighbors. So say I THE KING!!! (and then you all feel the overwhelming urge to do those things. Also there is no AOC in my kingdom but also you're still not allowed to rape anyone).

@ube I've known 2 people who got schizophrenia from smoking that jw18 shit back in the day. I'm sure they haven't improved the formulas. I only smoke natural weed concentrate because of that.

(Sometimes) I wish I was king of a country and had a bunch of humans as my prisoners in a giant open air prison that was called "my country" (and other countries were cool with it)

These users really bout to get me back to my troll era

I just got so sick of in group cliqueism that I'm muting people who I thought were friends but apparently unfollowed me overnight.

Unfollowing a bunch of people for not following me back or unfollowing me with no explanash. 😤

Need to find obedient muscle girls. Obedient muscle women! I should become a coach........now........how do I get them to hire me.........

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Yall were really happy to see some Kablam love, so have another June! 👏💙

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"We'll be right back with more of June's flat chest, but first "The Promethius and Bob Tapes"" KABLAM!!!

I wish girls with round butts would fall in love with ME for once

The stinky poop smell from buttfucking ISN'T enough to dissuade me from fucking that butt

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I'd be super grateful if you could boost this, please 🙏 I'm in need of some extra work this month

Need to have sex with petite legal boy ass. Tall lanky boys are fine too but only very submissive ones.

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why do you have to be 21 to buy weed/booze but 18 to get drafted :blobcatthonkang: surely being forced to commit murder in a high stress environment is not more dangerous to your health than funny leaf

"I am become uncle, destroyer of morals" -Loli and Shota (ancient texts)

I DON'T want to see my objects of attraction with other men >>>>>>>>:C this is why I like SOLO girls who just shove horse dildos in themselves.

As a former rogan fanboy until he started saying bad shit about trans people (that's always my line, no matter how crazed or "race realist" I ever became, as soon as a party talked shit on trans people and gays they become my enemy) I'm glad as fuck people are turning on him and his bald head.
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