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If the chinese save us and don't hurt us or turn us into slaves that would be nice. I wouldn't mind that. But if they do the scary thing where they want to put us all in ovens after our government crumbles I will not survive and I will cry and try to use what little chinese I know to beg for my safety. "Nee How" I will say, with big puppy dog eyes, "Neeeeeeeeee Howwwwwwww 🥺"

Ugh lost it during my medical checkin and ranted and shouted about the new world order turning the ovens on again soon for EVERYBODY this time and how drones blow up soldiers faces and shit and how we're so fucked

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Been noticing it’s harder to create anything problematic or mature when the masses react in hysteria. Dead dove video game, cancelled. Adult humor movie about horny dogs, cancelled. That one fanfic/fanart with an icky ship, also cancelled. How does one even go about creating something you envision? Does everything need to be babyproof? Is artist freedom suddenly a red flag now??

Honestly wish I could lick a muscular girls ass. I need to find a fitness girl who isn't stuck up because she's a nympho especially for dorky internet nerd cock.

I'm sorry it's really difficult for me to not hate white people who appropriate another culture for attention. Assimilation is not appropriation. The difference is the motivations, the first is manipulative, the second is organic.

I don't want any of you white girls to think even for a second that I love you any less. But right now I am lusting for the black muscle mommy human version of Shenzi from the lion king.

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god i wish i had a life so i wouldnt be so bored all the damn time. i literally jerked off so often over the years that i cant even get off unless its the most depraved fantasies being entertained in my mind 😮‍💨

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I'm counting this as official. "The internet" has broken up with me. It no longer loves me. It has moved on to newer, more youthful meat.

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"Programmed consent is coded grooming" is the new buzzword made by antis to try to use us as scapegoats to push for more censorship.

It's hilarious as hell.

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If I was the king and you were all my subjects and you had nanites in your bloodstream that made you do what I want this is how it would work: My orders would be, have a thirst for knowledge, but balance that thirst with a thirst for vicarious pleasure - SEEING OTHERS HAPPY SHOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY - and love yourselves and your neighbors. So say I THE KING!!! (and then you all feel the overwhelming urge to do those things. Also there is no AOC in my kingdom but also you're still not allowed to rape anyone).

@ube I've known 2 people who got schizophrenia from smoking that jw18 shit back in the day. I'm sure they haven't improved the formulas. I only smoke natural weed concentrate because of that.

(Sometimes) I wish I was king of a country and had a bunch of humans as my prisoners in a giant open air prison that was called "my country" (and other countries were cool with it)

These users really bout to get me back to my troll era

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