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I wonder if female sexuality is really different from male sexuality like they say. FEMALES, DO YOU EVER GET THE URGE, THE *URGE*, TO HUMP? DO YOU WAKE UP WITH THIS *NEED* TO HUMP, AND WHEN THAT NEED GOES UNFULFILLED IT CREATES WITHIN YOU FRUSTRATION?

Bitches really be scared of having babies like lol and lmao bitch you know you can just punch yourself in the stomach right? "I'm scawed ob habin a bby", *smack*, "Don't worry sweetie no one will ever fuck you anyway, you're too ugly" ./vent/humor

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I've been fantasizing about fat teen boys again.

I wish my asshole had flexibility so I could take a BIG dog knot without my hole ripping, a fist sized knot.

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The Barbarian Queen 1/2

“Good sir, I present to you the Jewel of the Scorched Peninsula, the Golden Beast of the East, and the terror of the Gegenees Kingdom—behold, the Barbarian Sun Queen! Defeated in fair combat no more than five moons ago, I offer you this rare beauty for a mere pound of gold.”

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Imagine the...sheer...eternal...pleasure, which is the reward itself, that you would receive for strapping down a mass rapist who has lived a happy and unpained life, and owning them, every part of them. The very moment you want to peel their pinky fingernail off for amusement, you can and you do. Any time you want to put electrodes up his ass and on his balls, you can. Any time you want to you can start scooping his eye out, then stop before you destroy it, make him think he can keep the eye, repeat the process until it stops scaring him, then take the eye. It should last more than years, it should last forever, he should be your pet, your special pet. /vent/fiction/fantasy

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Pov: you get captured by the Beth twins

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#loli #lolicon #rickandmorty #bethsanchez #beth #bethsmith

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Don't know if I posted this one already.
Riven asking the important questions.

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Ugh wrong number newfren is ignoring me now. They said they liked weed just like me and I was like hey man I have an infinite weed glitch and he never responded, guess he doesn't want to smoke for free with my dank ass.

@paula8 17 isn't worth it, that's too much blood on ones hands

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