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@lain What the fuck happened in August? Bootlickers I hate them!!! Or loafer lickers? Since they're rich.

I have a 🏕️🔥 out my front 🚪 that I can go 😌 by but I wish I had a 👰🏼‍♀️ to 😌 there with me, and not a 🪰 by 🌃 👰🏼‍♀️, but a 💯 👰🏼‍♀️, a ♾️ 👰🏼‍♀️, a 🔥 🤱🏼 with a ↔️ 🍑 that she lets me 💦 in, not only lets, but she wants me to 💦 in her ↔️ 🍑 on a ⏳ basis

Once when I was in my late teens early twenties I was high af on bad drugs bad people gave me, like I was high a lot, a friend had died and I was coping badly apparently, it didn't lead to anything great, not for the risk. I topped a lot of people, only bottomed for like 2 though and I thought each loved me but they didn't even though I loved them. I hate them now and I hope they step on legos. Anyway, one night this popular guy was like, feeling me, and I thought he was cute, and we were hella fucked up and I ended up in there (booty) after he begged like a horny demon and I went with the flow...come to find out weeks later from the community that he's "not a bottom" and I realized then I bagged the white whale. His bootyhole was playin tricks, musta been, felt too good, otherworldly bro. /brovent

@icedquinn That's so simple! Just remember that x is x and y is on and z is off duhhhh repeat it mentally like 15 sets of 5 over the course of 3 days and bam that's memory concrete bby. And if time is of the essence and you don't have all those damn days just like, make a song. 632, 415, 51, 6, *8*! and bam you just memorized a 10 digit number on the fly like james bond I mean these normies are simps I'm sorry you have to deal with them

Ok so like here's the deal, my noodle's bein' soft 'n' I wan' it t' be hard, yaknow?

Wish I had grandparents who were mentally healthy so they didn't cause me massive pain and trauma with their guilt trips

@icedquinn I'll try my queen of ice ouh hoo hoo hoo hoooooo *shudders like a weirdo*

I'm mad at myself for forgetting that the stacies are just as bad as the chads. Evil little bitches and their turd chad couterparts are equal in shittyness. "Oh we're so hotttt so now we can be mean" yea hope you DIE hottie.

One day I will have a missus and we'll be monog and we'll not have anxiety it'll be so fun

Shurg off the yoke of oppression, kill the cop in your head, love laugh live, get out there, stop being sad /vent

Bad grandparents mock their grandchildrens sexuality. Good grandparents a affirm their grandchildrens sexuality and do not mock it. 😡

Wish I could have sex with you fedifrens. Can you imagine that? Tip to tip?

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Fictional history of texas in the year 2077: And so that is why texas was turned into a gay brothel, and all tough guy texans had to wear makeup and get fucked in the ass until they liked it. Once this was done Texas stopped being so uppity and the union was able to continue on with the work at hand.

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Happy Silk Song day everyone!

Did you know, anal beads are the currency of this new aweosme game?

Abusive grandparents are pieces of shit!!!!!!!

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Secret Final Boss

Sonic is about to face the hardest part in the adventure... or maybe it's a reward?
Comm from Playdog59
Enjoy!

#NSFW #Vanillatherabbit #Sonic #Milf

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