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I need to get a live in gf, but ugh I've got to clean my life up first, I can't date a girl confidently unless my living space looks mentally healthy, you know, books on shelves, counters clean, floors mopped, etc. but I want the live in experience so bad again...even if it's only a weekend thing, I crave sleepovers with a significant other, oh god I'm gonna cry

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I have deep depression that my fit sexy muscular babysitter when I was a baby up to 9 years old never did anything sexual with me but she did flirt a lot when I was too young to realize and she thought it was cute but I didn't understand the horny attraction in her eyes over my innocence

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Step 1: Put your big boobies
Step 2: in my face

I wish I could get buttfucked by Brian Griffin and Scooby-Doo at the same time

@BadFediPosts Brian Griffin arouses me this would have been a wonderful dream for me

Am I still pedi famous or am I no longer, due to being silenced??

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🔞パイズリの日に間に合いませんでしたけども 

去年打ったフィオのラフを仕上げた

@Traitorb I don't like it, I wish time would only pass when we were ready for it to pass, and until then we could just hangout for an indefinite amount of time, then, when we're ready/bored enough we can say ok time go forward again let's do this

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I had to learn the hard way that Cannabis is in fact and entry drug. 2 years ago with German legalization I grew my first plant and now I am really into gardening and botany and learning more about plants and ecology. I'm even a lot more attentive to just random plants growing at the side of the road

#Cannabis #Growing #Weed #Gardening

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Ppl add me and are too scared to do anything with me

Just don't add me

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Antis bullied me today for nonpedo stuff (they didn't know I was a map) but then they exposed themselves as antis and my innter tiger just grinned and thought about what it could do to their unsuspecting bodies, all the things they want done to those "maps" they so gladly demonize...eyeball garlands, tongue necklaces, ear rosettes, finger urchins, and many other artful productions could such a satanic judgeful demon be made from/vent

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KILL THOSE WHO OPPOSE PORNOGRAPHY

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