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The bigger the pedocock cumload the more I want to gulp it all :meru_grabby:

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While on look out for criminal activity, Batgirl and Robin use this opportunity for some "activity" of their own.

Ugh why do I even waste my time flirting through vagueposting, it's not like the right fedi fren will ever fall in love with me T-T (feeling depressed rn)

Ah yes, it's my favorite anime genre, "Kill yourself and go to heaven" /sarc

I'm sick of these nasty ass mfs being against porn, porn is beautiful when done consensually, and the people in it are clearly down with what's going on, that's awesome, that should be something that should be like, on daytime television, or even as part of commercials, because it's super cool to see big dicks shooting lots of cum, or slurpy vaginas take in huge dildos, that's cool

@icedquinn Were newspapers social media? Anybody could pay to put an ad out, no licensing needed to do it as the customer. Surely that's social media. These studies always strike me as sensational. What's mental illness? Surely there's a statistical curve, what about the people who were uneffected, or who were positively effected? They must exist, statistically speaking. Just like there are people who statistically exist who's mental health has been improved by an HIV diagnosis doesn't mean that's the cure for depression, but it proves people are not machines and react vastly differently, social media being controlled is the alchemists stone of the 21st century, calling it unhealthy so it can be controlled like cigarettes, and then sent to destroy the third world just like cigarettes, is all too obvious a solution to western dominance that any calls to scapegoat it while maintaining capitalist dogma are disingenuous at best. Social media is what enabled occupy wallstreet, it's what enabled blm, all social movements that pissed off stockholders to no end (fuck them), and now they're desperate to poison the well, declare the well is poisoned, close down the well, open "Safe Well . gov" and sell the fucking water back to us that was ours in the first god damn place and fine before they shat in it.

This sounds like some music an alien race from og Star Trek would listen to, wtf, oddly good but weird
youtu.be/wNlA5Vhc4VE

I want a gf to protec and I want her to not disappoint me with betrayals of trust T-T

I need to get a live in gf, but ugh I've got to clean my life up first, I can't date a girl confidently unless my living space looks mentally healthy, you know, books on shelves, counters clean, floors mopped, etc. but I want the live in experience so bad again...even if it's only a weekend thing, I crave sleepovers with a significant other, oh god I'm gonna cry

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I have deep depression that my fit sexy muscular babysitter when I was a baby up to 9 years old never did anything sexual with me but she did flirt a lot when I was too young to realize and she thought it was cute but I didn't understand the horny attraction in her eyes over my innocence

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Step 1: Put your big boobies
Step 2: in my face

I wish I could get buttfucked by Brian Griffin and Scooby-Doo at the same time

@BadFediPosts Brian Griffin arouses me this would have been a wonderful dream for me

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