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@anemone The human gastro tract is a snake, or worm, that lives inside us and has evolved our body and brain around itselt to service its needs.

I realize now I'm Hot-Sexual, I'm attracted to hot people. That's it. That's my fetish. Age, race, background, none are factors, all that matters is if you're hot, then I'm attracted to you. I might not agree with you, but I'll still be attracted. I've been so confused for so long but now everything makes sense.

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I am GOING to get laid by fedi frens. I'm sure now I'll meet my fedi love one day. She'll really understand me, won't be mean to me, she won't be scared of me, we will outdo everyone's expectations and will not abuse eachother and will die holding hands as happy old people on legal heroin while our kids who we raised right pray around us to a non denominational god and don't fight over our assets (old shoes and a flatscreen tv).

I wish I had mr fantastic stretchy powers so I could stretch my dick out and slap you with it from across the room.

If I could have SEX with a SEXY person who knew how to have SEX good and we had SEX while we're having SEX I would say things like "I love you 🥺"

@plushboytoy Ugh those people who do it as a job for the government could LEGALLY say that 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Accept your shortcomings and don't live in delusion, accept that you need help, be very careful who you trust but never delude yourself into thinking you don't need others help

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@Aco Because they'd be like "Noooo don't date jazzy that's making it worse we hate you more now!!!!"

@Aco I'm imagining us being in a relationship and your haters being mad about it

JUSTICE FOR GRETA!!!!!!! THOSE FILTHY PERVERT BASTARDS!!!!

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I wish that when I was a lb a grown femboy became my babysitter and he wouldn't deny me his asshole when I needed to fuck, I seriously believe if I had a gay femboy fatherwifehusband figure I would be mentally healthy compared to how I am now. I was a lb who needed guidance, and feminine male asshole devotion sex, with long conversations about life and trips to the market for dinner items.

Period blood doesn't bother me. I got my redwings. Bragging about it again. That's when you fuck on the period. It's cool, get lube, don't let the blood get all dry and sticky, and you're good for a sloppy bloody fuck!

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