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Which cartoon boy would give the best rimjob?

Which cartoon boy would give the best rimjob?

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"If you're not anti-contact the way I describe it, then what's stopping you from raping kids??"

"If you don't believe in my God, then what's stopping you from raping kids??"

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Reminder that antis (including nnia/xelebre-esque ones) are bigots like any other, you have no obligation to treat them any better than you would treat a homophobe

Hentai (manga) title idea "It Turns Out I'm 35 And Horse Dildo Bitches Rule My Life", it's about a fat otaku who loves women who do large insertion videos and then surprisingly several women come to his apartment and they ask if he's Otaku San and he doesn't know how they know who he is, but they're so beautiful (and kind) that he lets them in, they have a sweet aura. Suddenly they take off their clothes with no shame, and they have sexy latex on with exposed genitals!! They also now have several large horse and dog dildos that he didn't notice at all when they came in, where did those come from? It doesn't matter...he doesn't care anymore, he's just happy!! They have wild happy dildo sex for the Otaku and reveal they're rich and have chosen him because he's special, and he lives happily ever after and cries from happiness in the mansion the beautiful ladies have and they make him their Otaku Love Pet.

It's not fair how antis do psychological attacks and tell maps who actively fantasize and aren't ashamed of their attractions and have never had sexual contact with a child to kill themselves /vent

If you have a hot dad I would have impure thoughts about his butt

*Pulls my dick out*
*It doesn't win*
*I feel shame in my defeat*

Hey bitch. Yea you, bitch, *hypnotizes you*, you're my gf now boy.

@vriska @Alex Trump has body shame :( explains a lot of his projected anger

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My Mom is mad at certain fedifrens for being mean to me, she thinks you're assholes

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Just remember to take her out for walks and don't let her near furniture. She isn't fixed, so she will destroy everything.

AND FOR GOODNESS SAKES!!! DON'T FEED HER AFTER MIDNIGHT!

Took forever for twitter to meet the goal.

I don't mean to sound like a hema hipster or anything but imo a finely carved and polished wooden club is a much more elegant and honorable weapon than a sword or blade

I'm going back in time to fix the timeline. Fuck yall nighas. <3
youtu.be/DJgz9Kiq83o

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