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Oh wow an asshole who was nice to me so I fell in love with them has abandoned me again what a surprise fucking stupid jerks all I do is be nice and they're like IDC wow great attitude NOT

@MENUMA432 It's called Flirty Fishing or also possibly a Honey Trap

Why must me and my loves usually be separated by oceans

*Exasperated sassy beurocrat fem voice* "Why the fuck you ain't put yo dick in my lap yet so I can inspect it? The fuck??? PUT IT IN MY LAP, LAY IT DOWN I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY!! It better have cheese."

@vitalis If they're on my side I feel safe, if they're not I feel scared :tanya_hattip:

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i lost all my followers and mutuals because of instances going down and having to move and stuff, so id appreciate it if you boosted this so people can find me again

i used to be
@luma@cutiepaws.org and i was briefly @luma@nyaw.org. i'm here on @luma@cubsex.org now. if you were following me before, perhaps youd like to follow me again?

my previous matrix account is also gone, i'm now at
@luma:pawlickers.org

i know this is cringe and people probably dont like it when people do this but i dont care

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youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBR
I'm gay, I'm map, I'm zoo, but I still put on my sunglasses, get my monster energy drink, smirk, and dance to this album like I was 15 again

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@bloojay Only into this if she's ashamed she has to fuck the pig. If she's crying because it's her pet and they gonna eat it then it's too sad :(

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While those remain options, I'm gonna hold an impromptu Halloween Sale! This sale is going to last from now until the end of the day November 7th, 2025.

All sets older than 3 months will be only $15 per set, so 8 sets with variations, all uncensored!

And, as a bonus, if you'd like, I'm offering a special $80 bundle during this time, that's 8 whole months of content, 64 sets! A $40 discount over buying each individually!

Contact me directly either here or on Pixiv and I'll setup a direct sale!

@LuluLemon lulu why do you know about sexy medical terms like this, you pervert :3 /jk

@Erato_Heti Correct imo. I recently learned about a baseball pitcher who struck out pros back in the old days and she was only 17, they banned her despite being so good... because she was a woman. I hate sexists.

@MENUMA432 It is very similar here, only official agents are allowed to use such devices. While I don't know of any laws specifically banning them, consumer jammers are sold online, and I'm sure a charge of interference with communications could be used if someone was causing trouble and got caught.

@MENUMA432 In us there are devices nicknamed stingrays that intercept all cell or wireless data in an area and monitor activity.

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just bare in mind that the testosterone defense is a legal defense that was used to excuse war crimes during the vietnam war. theres very little evidence testoterone promotes agression and you're helping the men excuse war crimes every time you plant flag on this one.

@Erato_Heti youtube.com/shorts/uQvErqRvMXY
You might have more fedi reach than me and I support your cause this might help people understand

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