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I'm settling for fat chicks and still not getting matches when I swipe right
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You can't just take fiber without hydration or you will make your shits even more rebellious

I have not had difficult or oppressive or oppositional shits ever since I've started taking more fiber

Fat ass, skinny ass, bitch, it don't matter, as long as you've got an ass and it has at least one hole in it thrn dayum/vent

@JustDisa @RehnyNytes256 me asap: *taking ginkgo biloba because a fellow pedophile said it's eased their suffering*

I hope this works, going to Amazon to order

I'm just stupid moid I'm not going to make the first move bitch up and ask me out/vent 🙄😏🍑🥺🙇🏻🐶

I don't think girls post here...the whole point was to get girls who do nice things for me/vent

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Why. The. FUCK. Are things not the way I want them to be 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 IN LIFE, THINGS ARE STINKY BAD!!!!!!!!/vent

Viscous me is a non Newtonian fluid and so has to move constantly because if he sits still for too long he'll turn into a puddle and die

Fiction/Fantasy 

Vicious me: I want to twist a rapists penis off >:)
Professor me: Seems to me you just want to twist off penises and are looking for a socially acceptable victim...
Viscous me: >:C

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#starfire #Raven #Rule34 I’m glad to show you an update on the parody. I’m proud of this work, and thanks so much to all the talented artists who helped me with this little project.

Enjoy, and please share, comment

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Future Gwen helping her little self for Christmas, she always gives the best present :blobblush:

Gwen and Adult Gwen from Ben 10

Merry Christmas y'all !! 🎄 🎉

I need santa to be a woman with a big dick and heavy balls that she's thrilled to let me play with/vent

I widh I hD bois with assholes like stretch arnstrong dolls and I could just put my dick in there/vent

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I wish all non follow backers got put in a house sized shoe like the fable and they have to live in it and it stinks and they're not allowed to move out/vent

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