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If a zoomer is a puritan retard god I hope they fucking die unless they keep it to themselves/vent

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Not fair that not a single one of you are dating me 💔 (to date me you have to say "I'm dating you" at least once every 3 days or I will forget)/vent

Ok bout to goon, gonna gooooooooooooooooooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If jazzy seems to have been healed, that is because the bad man who sexually abused jazzy has been revealed to be known to be a bad molester man by other vulnerable bois in the community!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If enough bois band together, the evil grapist can be defated!!!!!!/vent

@DjCatGirl Works fine, it has ads but it works fine and the zips are legit

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@WandererUber @sickburnbro Colonialism basically means baby-sitting brown people so that large corporations can get rich off of the situation.

@scifiphysics @DjCatGirl I literally cannot comprehend how to get on sadpanda therefore they are ableist. I use hitome . la

I wonder if the rates of autism are higher in german bloodlines. Because I've seen more than a few germans by now and many of them were very autistic (complimentary).

I need a gentle loving partner who does crafts and makes warm eye contact and has a soft smile and doesn't have any piercings and likes nature and nature crafts and she likes memorizing facts about survival or crafting techniques and she is so lonely in love and just wants a jazzy but she doesn't know it........the one day we meet, totally by chance, in a coffee shop, we literally bump into eachother back to back and for a moment...we can feel the others butt, with our own butt. Our butts are smushed together for a moment. It felt so good...I wondered if it was good for her. Turns out, yes, it was. I asked her later, I said, after we had been dating, I said, "Hey, remember when our butts touched when we first met?" and she paused, remembered, and giggled "Yes!", I hesitate, but then just say it..."I really liked the way your butt felt against my butt..." and she looked at me for a moment, kind of surprised, then she smiled the softest and sweetest smile, practically melting, and she got a little flustered...she said..."I liked it too...I liked the way your butt felt against my butt..." Then we kiss, and we fuck, and at some point, we both get back to back, and we smush our butts together, but naked this time, and not in a coffee shop in public, but in the throes of passion on a private beach.

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Me every time I try to join an online space or even irl community and eventually people snap on me and I just don't fucking understand it every time/vent

I like when healthy animal DICKS fill willing human HOLES till they CREAM those FUCKERS/vent

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Oh look! It's baby new year!!!! *beats up the baby new year*
NOT THIS TIME
YOU GET OUT OF HAND EVERY TIME BUT NOT THIS TIME

I was born amab and I don't pass so I'm angry I can't be a dyke but I want to be a dyke lesbian (soft dyke)

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