YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

@vitalis I wish someone would make an actually ergonomic gunblade. Think one of those induan punch daggers with a 12 inch split blade wide and thick enough not to snap and correctly heat treated, with an 8 or 4 inch barrel at the base with a trigger somewhere smart so it can be used as a knife without accidental discharge, and have the cylinder offset with a counterweight for proper balance.

YO SHADING IS BULLSHIT ANY KIND OF LIGHT DARK VALUES CAN BE EXTRAPOLATED TO MAKE SENSE OUT OF THEM, OH, THERE'S LIGHT ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE FACE BUT THE NOSES SHADOW IS FACING RIGHT????? IT'S NOT THE NOSES SHADOW IDIOT, THERE IS A NOSE SHADOW SHAPED CUTOUT BETWEEN THE SUBJECT AND THE LIGHT SOURCE YOU IDIOT, OBVIOUSLY, AND IT'S CREATING AN *ILLUSION*, 99% OF YOU ART "CRITICS" ARE SOOOOO FUCKING DUMB!!!!!!!!!!/VENT

Whereas dr strange usually just fucks around with interdimensional shit, Constantine regularly fights actual angels from actual heaven and actual demons from actual hell. So that's point 1 for Constantine being more badass.

For those that don't know John Constantine is like DCs version of Dr. Strange and he is very badass and also a sad alcoholic with cancer that he can't magic his way out of./infodunp

https://youtu.be/vSxqb0zzrjk
A movie about a dying doomed man who sacrifices himself to help others, very good movie despite its flaws

This wasn't a problem 5 years ago and now I'm getting elderly even though I'm still getting spider-man fit/vent

Ok yall I'm dyin, I'm getting grey hairs now at a rate that indicate my telomeres have entered the dying phase, so, none of you made yourself my wives, all in all I'd say this was a shit playthrough on life, yea I got layed a lot compared to some of you sad virgins but I didn't get my soul mate, and that's what I want...maybe there's still time but time goes faster the more you age due to a known perceptual effect that cannot be escaped because it is mathmatical and has to do with context, so if you are 5 years old, 5 more years is very long, very formative, because it's twice your lifes length, but the longer you go, the more memory you accumulate, and you recontextualize time whether you want to or not. So although old fag hags tell me I'm "young" those dumb bitches are just jealous that the next 30 years for them is going to feel like five while the next 30 years for me is going to feel like 10 or 15... but it's still only going to feel like 10 or 15 which pisses me off and so I don't see what they're so jealous about, I'm not jealous of your young ass, you get to have the years you get to have, good for you, I'm not jealous about it I'm not going to fucking shame you when you come to me with your bitchy problems and tell you how you're "young you're not old you're young" when you come to me and you tell me about your existential fucking crises I'm not going to invalidate your ass/vent vent vent

NOBODYS TALKING ME THROUGH IY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH/vent

FILTHY. GENETIC. ABOMINATIONS./vent/me whenever I see a coucoo-like pregnancy situation and the little rape baby bastard seems like nothing to me than a fucking demonic alien xenomorph parasite that will spread genetic infection/vent vent vent I know it's bad /ventvwntvent group punishment is wrong/vent

Making a virus that specifically kills the children of that sick fuck sperm doctor who made like thousands of technical rape babies because he raped women with his sperm at his fertility clinic, those THINGS violate the laws of physics and shouldn't exist, no human could naturally produce that many offspring and he has permanently fucked up or tainted the genetic population because of his twisted rapes, and now the world has to be cleansed to prevent this injustice from going uncorrected/vent/obviously this is wrong morally but god damn does it feel instinctively correct, even though I know the bastards didn't choose to be filthy genetic abominations/doublevent

I need mommys titty I'm crying put it in my mouth and nestle me T-T

@satsuki Gues who's back, back again, jews are back, tell a fren, jews are back jews are back jews are back jews are back jews are back jews are back jews are back jews are back na na na - na na na na na na na na na na na - na

I don't know why it keeps surprising me when the beautiful single wholesome fitness model is exposed to be a prostitute/vent/angry/horny/rapey/notreallyrapeythough/justfantasyrapey/rapeyfeelingsthoughforsuregetthosedumbbitchesforsullyingtheirvirtue

I want to get married but I have no one to marry. I'm sorry for being serious. I'm very lonely and that makes me sad. I have a lot of love to give, it makes me sad I have no one to impress, no one to approve of me...I long for it. This internet thing...idk...it was supposed to fix stuff...people were still shitty...they were mean...a few people acted nice but it was just an act...where will I ever find someone....where will someone ever find me....where do we go......I need my captain...I will be hers./vent/dedication vent/hardcore serious vent

It's wrong to traumatize people, so if I catch you doing it I'll....oh no.......I can't traumatize you...what will serve as a deterrent....let me think...hold on...empathy? Can I appeal to your empathy? Oh no, that's not working, you're getting closer...

@LuluLemon @MaxGoku My old friend (they aren't in my life anymore and they were actually pretty toxic) used to say they being immortal would be hell, I never understood until I started to accumulate more despair. Immortality would indeed be hell. That this dream ends, and had a beginning, is such a thrilling blessing, it means it is like a book on a shelf, and if it's like a book on a shelf there may be others, many more, all next to each other in a massive library, and if that is the case it means there may be a reader, and if there is a reader it may actually be us, and these lives we're living are actually what a god perceives when it reads one of these books. Please don't kys. <3<3<3 Nic crash is hard but I believe in you.

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE ONES WHO DIDN'T KNOW THEIR COWORKER WAS A MONSTER, THE ONES WHO DID KNOW BUT SAID NOTHING ARE BAD TOO BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY

"Oh, you were on the same planet as rapists were on??????? WOW, UHHH, YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE, YOU'VE MADE BAD CHOICES! AND THE PLANET SHOULD BE THROWN INTO THE VOID AND NEVER SEEN AGAIN!"

How it feels when people label an entire project or work as infected and deserving of containment from the public due to it having a contributor who was shown to be a cruel person (cruelty is taboo here and now, in case you are an alien or reading this in the distant future).