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I like shrek porn. I wish it was more popular, because there needs to be more on-model shrek, fiona, and donkey, fucking and sucking/vent

All the other fedi frens have another fedi frens name in their profile bio and then you click it and that same fedifren has that other fedi frens name in THEIR bio with hearts and shit they both have hearts and they're dating and WHY DON'T I HAVE THAT????!!!??!?!?!!!!???!!?!?

The day a cutie says we're dating and she never asked my permission?? WELL THEN GUESS WHAT IDIOT??? WE'RE DATING! IF YOU'RE THAT CUTE, YOU ARE ENTITLED TO DECLARE DATING OWNERSHIP OF ME IF YOU'RE *REALLY* THAT CUTE, YOU KNOW.../vent

I will attract a cutie with confidence instead of crying? I doubt it, but I'll try intermittently, eventually one technique HAS to work, and THEN I'll have a wife!!!!!! /vent

I just woke up, "God brainwash a cutie for me".........YOU COULD SAVE ME (pretty girls and bois) CAN NO NOT SEE I AM SUFFERING T-T/vent

I want god to brainwash a cutie with talents like juggling or balle or drawing, with a big smile and a good hobby and a fit fun body, would FALL IN LOOOOOVE WITH ME!!!!!!!!/vent

You know I like....uhhhhhhhhh puttin' my mouth on your ass and uhhhhhhhhhh gently suckin' on it/me @ fat assed girl

I wish I could meet someone named Nasty McNasty-Nasty-McNastyman. He would be obsessive compulsive about being clean but he would be a dick hole about it, a real pisser.

Tomboys only. Get in my fucking lap. Now. Because I'm ready to fuck you. Talk in a gruff "little boy" voice. Pretend you're a little boy. Do it./vent

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Do you have a hot pussy or bussy?/slightvent

Jazzy has the SOUL of a ninja turtle (Mikey)

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Jazzy is going to make love to you sooner or later if you've fallen in love with Jazzy, and you know you probably have, Jazzy has that effect on people, Jazzy gets down

If you were actually dedicated to loving me and to making a new generation of little jazzys you wouldn't just play, you would back it up on my youknowwhat until babies were made/vent

Will fedi fren ever love me? Will they ever be the special ONE? NOT a poly thing, I want, just the two of us...I want us to stop fighting, we've been fighting it all this time, I want us to make love. Please, PLEASE take the time to watch this to understand how I feel.
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@Aldo6 I started posting on 420chan using the name Jazzy long ago, I liked that place because it originally was for potheada and was chill with loli and shota. As times changed I was exiled eventually. I started to see things I liked, things I hadn't finished reading yet, disappear. The fact that I never got to see a conclusion to what I was looking at, knowing the conclusion was there, left a hollow feeling inside. It kept happening. Eventually I stopped playing games and simply started downloading things I THOUGHT were likely to be deleted. Then things I didn't think would be deleted started getting deleted. So now I save EVERYTHING that holds my interest not just works I think are "most likely" to be targeted for political reasons. I retoot to ADVERTISE artists whos WORK I like, it's almost never ever personal, I rarely talk to any of them, and I respect their work and their results, simple as. If their work is not advertised, it will not become normalized, if it does not become normalized, it will go away, or become harder to find. I hate sekret clubs, they are a pain in the ass. So I'd rather not assume everything will be there forever, because I am not putting up with the shit of joining some jerk circle. I am an archivist, at the end of the day people archive books, it's seen as respectable, I archive data. If one of my drives survived hundreds of years into the future it will give them a look into what people were creating now that is very, very likely to be erased and forgotten by history. That type of shit is the type of shit historians fucking salivate over, the stuff that's not talked about in polite company, in professional settings, because that's what usually gets preserved, boring, accounting, bullshit, and a few "high class" books and pictures, and that's it. This shit, weird shit, is the shit people don't protect. I am one of the guardians of knowledge. That's why I archive. And no I don't share anything with anyone because laws are stupid and I don't want any potential creepy fucking problems from creepy fucking people.

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*Finally snaps*
*Kidnaps old love interest who chided me*
*Drops him in front of all you perverts*
Feminize him and have fun. Laterz/ventfantasy

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If I was a father and my aam kid was like "pllllzzz fuck meeee" I'd have to be honest with them and be like "Dude I changed your poopy diapers for years and I'm not one of those poop lover people so the mystique is kind of gone, here's a dildo though molded in my shape if ya want it", "Ugh, you suck!!!! *takes dildo*"./ventfantasy

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