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How do you guys do it? I'm talking only to the maps/lolicons/shotacons. There's like, a bunch of you here that seem to have functional romantic relationships. How do you do it? Do you just compartmentalize, keep it private? I'm not built that way unfortunately, I tell my partner shit I probably shouldn't tell them if I want the relationship to last, if I don't want them to spread rumors about me. I trust people too much, or maybe I don't actually know how to trust at all, and I'm actually just gullible. I'm sorry I'm a turd, fedi./vent

Where do I go where there's no ALPHA MALES and there's only REAL MEN who understand their ONLY JOB is to be SERVANTS to FEMS???/vent

*Gains total power and uses it to make you cum, in this moment, you slouch downz, ur phone may even fall out of your hands or you may drop your mouse or slump in your chair, you are having a full on power orgasm, to outside observers it look like you are having a seizure, but really it's a jazzy god orgasm. You're welcome. "But jazzy I got into a fucking car acci-" I said you're welcome, goodbye.*

To be a good person you just have to try and help.

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Fuck this shit. I'm living for me again. Yea yea yea I know, "that's so hot omg", it's the cosmic joke of the universe. I will literally kill you if you won't fuck out of my way and yet inexplicably that makes your pussy wetter, and I really am fucking serious, I will fucking kill you, I will even eat you, and now look, you fucking orgasmed when I said that, see? You have a fucking problem. Go away from me.

@icedquinn Oh god yes finally we can be brainhorny for something together again it's been forever. I love gawt daymn nms. But I play on switch because I'm not very cool.

It will still sell cheesecakes just with mascots that are cuties from various medias

There's a brand my people talk about calles the cheesecake factory, it's an eatery that sells, you guessed it, cheesecakez, and I think they should REBRAND ENTIRELY to softcore drawn pornography, commonly known as cheesecake, lots of lolis in bathing suits, succubi with big cleavege, etc., it'll be the businesses entire new image, the hook will be "these cuties serve you cheesecake like an assembly line!"/ventidea

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I like shrek porn. I wish it was more popular, because there needs to be more on-model shrek, fiona, and donkey, fucking and sucking/vent

All the other fedi frens have another fedi frens name in their profile bio and then you click it and that same fedifren has that other fedi frens name in THEIR bio with hearts and shit they both have hearts and they're dating and WHY DON'T I HAVE THAT????!!!??!?!?!!!!???!!?!?

The day a cutie says we're dating and she never asked my permission?? WELL THEN GUESS WHAT IDIOT??? WE'RE DATING! IF YOU'RE THAT CUTE, YOU ARE ENTITLED TO DECLARE DATING OWNERSHIP OF ME IF YOU'RE *REALLY* THAT CUTE, YOU KNOW.../vent

I will attract a cutie with confidence instead of crying? I doubt it, but I'll try intermittently, eventually one technique HAS to work, and THEN I'll have a wife!!!!!! /vent

I just woke up, "God brainwash a cutie for me".........YOU COULD SAVE ME (pretty girls and bois) CAN NO NOT SEE I AM SUFFERING T-T/vent

I want god to brainwash a cutie with talents like juggling or balle or drawing, with a big smile and a good hobby and a fit fun body, would FALL IN LOOOOOVE WITH ME!!!!!!!!/vent

You know I like....uhhhhhhhhh puttin' my mouth on your ass and uhhhhhhhhhh gently suckin' on it/me @ fat assed girl

I wish I could meet someone named Nasty McNasty-Nasty-McNastyman. He would be obsessive compulsive about being clean but he would be a dick hole about it, a real pisser.

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