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I want to marry trans but only if she keeps her dick, I LIKE sucking on girldick, it's like a pacifier./marry me trans

🎶 I wish I could fuck rocket raccoon
I wish I could fuck master splinter
I wish I could fuck bugs bunny
I wish I could fuck lilo and stitch
I wish I could fuck scooby doo
I wish I could fuck all dogs go to heaven
I wish I could fuck oliver and company
I wish I could fuck krypto the superdog
I wish I could fuck baloo from the jungle book
I wish I could fuck baloo from tail spin
I wish I could fuck the we're back dinosaurs
I wish I could fuck barney the dinosaur
And so many more
And so many more 🎶

If you travel back in time or make a identical copy of yourself, or better yet split yourself into two equal and valid yous, if you sat in the cuck chair, and watched yourself fuck your own wife, would it count as cuckoldry?

I was so cringe in 2015!!!!!!!!!! I boycotted mad max fury road because I thought it had bad values! Now I love it! Women SHOULD be not considered property, that's a GOOD message! I was a horrible chud back then and I'm so sorry 😔

"For the first time in my life I'm proud to wear this M, it means I'm a MAP, I am *THE* MAP"

youtu.be/TUJr59UYYjg
What if the reason I was put here was to sacrifice, and what's more, what if we were put here to team up, saving the map universe, together, where alone we would fail. I am getting fitter and fitter every day, I can cower and wait to die a map coward, or I can prepare for the day I step out of the shadows, partners by my side or not. I will not die in the shadows. I will sacrifice for map activism, humanism, and freedom from tyranny/vent

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Jenny Wakeman!

I don't think you can overpower a 6'6" tall robot that can easily kill you (that's hot)

#jenny #jennywakeman

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wow, UK has become one of the countries I least want to visit👀 👐

Man yall missed the train so bad on my dick in its peak. Unless you go back in time.....that might be what's happening, you all keep going back in time and having sex with young me with peak dick, creating branched timelines, I cry a tear of joy for that Jazzy, the jazzy who has given you all the most dick/vent

If I was in the super hero world and my power was throwing knives I'd be depressed as fuck. Maybe that's why I'm depressed as fuck. Stupid. Can't heal, can't ressurect, can't build, can just...cut things from a moderate distance, and only things that are easy to cut like rope, or a tablecloth, or a candle wick, but nothing that matters like a tanks hull./ventflection

I'm good at knife throwing.
I got good in my youth.
I'm not so youthful now it seems.
I guess.
But I'm glad I got good at knife throwing.
It's like learning to ride a bike.
I can throw knives. Fucking. Knives./Ventflection

*song in the form of a jingle*:
I'm un-fo-llow-ing
These nib-bas
Who-Ain't-Moots!

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~Addie & Mimosa - Horse Cock Shock~
March poll winner - 1st

Certain cities in Eros hold livestock virility contests at their annual festivals. The largest and most grotesque penis wins.

Posted 30 days ago to Substar/Fanbox:
subscribestar.adult/fellatrix
fellatrix.fanbox.cc/

How it feels when majority of fedi frens have completely stopped interacting with me....T-T to the ones who have stuck around I love you T-T
youtu.be/MbUcqRzcOmY

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