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@GavinPrynne @racyturtle If a wealthy young (or even old) map came out and they were an ethical map I would be so happy, I wouldn't even care who they were or where they were from, all my bigotry would evaporate in that circumstance. I hope a rich weirdo country royal comes out one day and uses his super money to make people stop mistreating maps.

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Fiction/Fantasy 

I wish I was a rich person with an estate that was self contained with a water source and a farm and solar panels and everything, and it would be very comfortable, and me and my supermodel wife would have sex with our cute children all the time (never as a reward or punishment, but it would totally be cool in our house), and also there would be a little zoophilia here and there/vent

@icedquinn I can captain kirk any clanker, unless it doesn't work...oh god what if it doesn't work, what if it locks me in a smart home and starves me to death

I wish I could fuck the sad out of depressed qts and they wanted to marry me and we got married so they would never be without me or I without them 🥺 /vent

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Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls) and Aaron Mitchell (The Mitchells vs the Machines)

For KaiserLix

High Resolution Release

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I need a male best friend who's compatible with me (we masturbate our dicks together)/vent

I need trans pedophiles in my life to fuck my ass and let me fuck theirs and they'll say such filthy things to me while we donit/ vent 🥺

I need videos of fat hairless oily men masturbating but they're hard to find/ventfession

FFFFFFFF WHY WILL I NEVER BE A TRIBAL FOREST CHILD WHOS CLAN CAPTURES A SEXY SEXY GROWNUP FEMBOY AND FORCES HIM TO BE MY BRIDE??????????????/vent *crying*

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Is the magic the gathering community mostly maps or mostly antis? (closeted maps count)

I hate when the muscle girl tells me she doesn't date guys that are less muscular than her >:C where's my muscle queen who loves soft bois?????/vent sad 🥺

@unle4rn Safe outlet!! And the "age" of "consent" is in itself predatory because it creates a class of people with NO roghts, USA is the only UN country to NOT sign the global treaty defining childrens rights, the right to their own religion, the right to their own medical treatment, the right to live without fear of your caretakers, the usa is a slave colony that makes slaves out of WHOEVER IT CAN.

I've been practicing blade sharpening. I'm harvesting long grass by hand in bunches pre history style using a long blade. My goal is to get it sharp enough that it cuts it seemlessly. I'm also learning the feel of edge alignment. And I'm less scared of live edges but I still don't fuck around. I'm comfortable enough to feel how sharp it is (and be able to tell) by scraping my finger against the edge, I can even check for edge continuity by gently running my finger down the blade parallel, that one scares me a bit, but it's the only way to know if the edge runs smooth or if it has problems./survival skills

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the very concept of "innocence" (read: romanticized ignorance) should be shot and its corpse should be burned, never to return

I literally want to put hands on motherfuckers when I see their normie posts calling drawn or cg content "cp", I HATE them so much/vent

In an alternate universe I don't have body pain so I can be the cheerful person I used to be. I miss being loved. /sad vent

What if you stopped being a rude bitch (stuck up) and became my wife/vent statement @ the universe emboddied in a hottie

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