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Will the nwo ever stop using brainwashing on women to keep them from marrying me? /vent question

Hey girls, the sex, it is boring me, please, violence, bring the violence please, yes girls, yes, thankyou, very nice, yes. Now I can relax, and take my mind of my worries. /vent read that in a very thick german american accent.

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@fleethoof I had to check because I don't want to get someone the wrong attention, one that was active but had most of her accounts shut down because she was teasing the powers that be a little too much, but the other girls have been more subtle and they still post nearly every day, cute reels of them with their big dogs with their balls intact and big and their sheeths big so you know they're packing. They seem to have an enclave in Ibiza. Which makes me want to move there. But I'd have to be rich. Veronica Silesto.

"The day the manlet dwarfs invaded and conquered the land of the tallfags" - and it's hentai. /story ideas

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Ugh I can't wait until a sexy ethics professor who is female and also studies anthropology to fall in love with me even though I'm a (looks left, looks right, pulls coat collar up, whispers) non offending pedophile! /vent romance needs girlprofessor

My woman is gonna be 4 inches taller than me and you're just gonna have to seethe over that, observer, if you're a hater, just have to seethe /vent manifesting

@icedquinn Nobody's sendin foot pics the votes aent bein counted?!!!!?! *angry uncle paul voice*

@icedquinn *pretending to be Adam West pretending to be Bruce Wayne* "Oh! (surprise) Aunt Harriet, I was just taking Dick.........fishing! You know how he loves.....fishing!"

@icedquinn Go even farther back! I've been watching the original batman and my god are their bulges glorious, as well as the double entendres and homoerotic jokes.

@Zest Ok I remember now. It's Barney. I think Barney would be thrilled that I was having a good time on ketamine.

@Zest BRO BEFORE THE ANTI CHILD NUCLEAR PURGE I WAS FUCKING AS ARGUING WITH PEOPLE TELLING THEM TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES UNDER BARNEY VIDEOS WHEN THEY'D GIVE BARNEY HATE. I have no idea why people hate on Barney so much, this was when vote ratios were still visible too and ALL the Barney videos were like 50/50 RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE which is so rare, like I didn't know people were so fucking divided on Barney, I looked into if there were any controversies when it was airing that have been memory holed but the closest I came to anything substantial was that the person who did Barney later went on to become a tantric sex specialist, and so I can only assume that conservitards deep in the know hate this and they hate Barney's overall message of Love because Barney is secular and not religious and those motherfuckers want that entire market cornered, they get pissy as fuck any time any one else takes kids eyes off whatever the current cultures current most popular religious beliefs are. That's why right now the establishment is getting pissy about "progressive" ideas, even though this has been their stupid asshole big brother MO since Cain killed Abel but I digress, the motherfuckers, they don't want nobody fuckin with kids heads unless it's them, and they define fucking with kids heads as informing them on the natural world using linguistics alone. Wait why the fuck are we here and what am I talking about. I just did a bunch of ketamine.

@Lewdtime What IS going on with baraag? I can't see anything much situation wise because of federation issues. Is there drama?

If you're a FAT girl
With a BIG booty
That JIGGLES
And is ROUND
And that DON'T sag
I wanna lick TWIXT
Those cheeks /poem by me

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As I open the hentai manga I rub my hands together memeishly and chuckle the word "pedophilia" and let out a shudderous "oooouuuhhhh"

Arthur is the show they're from, it aired on american public broadcasting. Evil lump the dump took funding away from PBS because they tell the truth and are progressive >:C

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Oooh nice they have a bunch of A Word From Us Kids clips archived on the interwebs those always make me feel a little less depressed and the only stream I could find of season 14 (I'm up to that season rn) is missing the A Word From Us Kids segments and it's depressing me T-T /vent

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