YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

You can legally name your mid Marvel or Disney or Coke or Pepsi, right? Netflix? I want to meet a Netflix one day. Netflix Cocacola.

I'm going to have a mental breakdown and transition into the mad max universe /vent

I hate when the Internet tells me I have schizophrenia because it's unfair because they're wrong but people will read that and think they're an authority and agree with them that I have schizophrenia!!!! I hate it! ANY poster who says I have The Insanity is a BUTTHOLE who SUCKS up SHIT back into it's own BUTT. /vent

We need to celebrate marriage more. We oldfags must accept that our waifus are lost (mostly) on the new generations and will probably fade to time, but that doesn't mean the spark has to fade! We should honor our waifus, and never forget them.
Shego, I remember you, your sexy green and black outfit and beautiful pouty lips.
Totally spies, I can't remember your names very well but you were my first polycule and I thankyou so much for being my waifus.
Fiona from Shrek, you got me into big women, the more I saw you the more I wanted you, thankyou for being my waifu Fiona. / true posting

Here's my ideal wife/family and how a typical day in our theoretical household would go... She's got a pixar mom body, our one son is attractively thin, flexible, a dancer, has a good butt, a good size cock that's not done growing, he loves to touch daddies cock, he's a real pleaser, loves to make others happy. Our older son is more into typically boyish things like heavy metal and being angry, but he's just confused and angry at the world because he's got a different perspective than his brother. He's a crier, seeks me out in private, cries, we don't have carefree light fun sex like with my other son, me and my rough boy make real slow, gentle love, with kisses. He's got a bit of a stocky body and has gotten even broader since he started lifting weights. His nipples are very sensitive, he loves to have them licked when we're alone and safe. They both fuck their mom of course, and each other. Then there's our daughters, the older one is like a cross between our two boys, she likes heavy rock and lifting but also likes dance and flexibility, she's not as emotionally troubled as my sensitive prince but she's not as optimistic as my steady prancer boy, she's a realist, and she fucks like one too. Then there's the youngest, she's the odd one out, only listens to classical, won't have sex with anybody in the family but me and her mom, and whatever big dicked big nutted latge breed dog was our family pet, doesn't like dance, doesn't like sports or lifting, she's got a killer body though, well figured as is, she's very bookish, she insisted on measuring my penis every day when she was learning about how she was growing, because she wanted to study my growth the same as I was studying hers, and just like I was proud of her just as she is and would be, she would always say "good daddy!" and be proud of me and give my cock a kiss after every measurement (because of course my cock is done growing so its size never varied outside normal engorgement which was a phenomenon she understood as I explained it to her much earlier). Our family lives this way without any zombies (antis, haters, psychopaths who pop their head out of the ground like a cartoon character to say "I DON'T CONSENT" while holding a sign that says "isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?!") catching our scent and harming us. Our children eventually marry and start families of their own with the same good respectable values they were raised with, and we'll be grandparents, and our one daughter will be a book writer, the other a successful entertainer (family entertainment not pornography you perverts), the troubled son will become a veterinarian after some struggles with addiction, and the dancer son will come out as gay and become a prominent speaker. We will all be so proud of each other, how we braved the storm, weathered the storm together and survived it as a family in this hellish zombie anti-sensuality land. /vent fantasy fiction

I wish that a group would form called "free love defense group" or something that got as organized as the horrible violent antis and then made them stop being so violent with reason and logic and kindness /vent

Will the nwo ever stop using brainwashing on women to keep them from marrying me? /vent question

Hey girls, the sex, it is boring me, please, violence, bring the violence please, yes girls, yes, thankyou, very nice, yes. Now I can relax, and take my mind of my worries. /vent read that in a very thick german american accent.

@fleethoof I had to check because I don't want to get someone the wrong attention, one that was active but had most of her accounts shut down because she was teasing the powers that be a little too much, but the other girls have been more subtle and they still post nearly every day, cute reels of them with their big dogs with their balls intact and big and their sheeths big so you know they're packing. They seem to have an enclave in Ibiza. Which makes me want to move there. But I'd have to be rich. Veronica Silesto.

"The day the manlet dwarfs invaded and conquered the land of the tallfags" - and it's hentai. /story ideas

Ugh I can't wait until a sexy ethics professor who is female and also studies anthropology to fall in love with me even though I'm a (looks left, looks right, pulls coat collar up, whispers) non offending pedophile! /vent romance needs girlprofessor

My woman is gonna be 4 inches taller than me and you're just gonna have to seethe over that, observer, if you're a hater, just have to seethe /vent manifesting

@icedquinn Nobody's sendin foot pics the votes aent bein counted?!!!!?! *angry uncle paul voice*

@icedquinn *pretending to be Adam West pretending to be Bruce Wayne* "Oh! (surprise) Aunt Harriet, I was just taking Dick.........fishing! You know how he loves.....fishing!"

@icedquinn Go even farther back! I've been watching the original batman and my god are their bulges glorious, as well as the double entendres and homoerotic jokes.

@Zest Ok I remember now. It's Barney. I think Barney would be thrilled that I was having a good time on ketamine.

@Zest BRO BEFORE THE ANTI CHILD NUCLEAR PURGE I WAS FUCKING AS ARGUING WITH PEOPLE TELLING THEM TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES UNDER BARNEY VIDEOS WHEN THEY'D GIVE BARNEY HATE. I have no idea why people hate on Barney so much, this was when vote ratios were still visible too and ALL the Barney videos were like 50/50 RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE which is so rare, like I didn't know people were so fucking divided on Barney, I looked into if there were any controversies when it was airing that have been memory holed but the closest I came to anything substantial was that the person who did Barney later went on to become a tantric sex specialist, and so I can only assume that conservitards deep in the know hate this and they hate Barney's overall message of Love because Barney is secular and not religious and those motherfuckers want that entire market cornered, they get pissy as fuck any time any one else takes kids eyes off whatever the current cultures current most popular religious beliefs are. That's why right now the establishment is getting pissy about "progressive" ideas, even though this has been their stupid asshole big brother MO since Cain killed Abel but I digress, the motherfuckers, they don't want nobody fuckin with kids heads unless it's them, and they define fucking with kids heads as informing them on the natural world using linguistics alone. Wait why the fuck are we here and what am I talking about. I just did a bunch of ketamine.