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My mom hurt my feelings by saying if I got a live in gf she'd have to pay some money. I'm trying to figure out how to explain to her what a puppygirl is and that I can get one but only if she can live rent free with me...I hope she understands? Once I learned rent is a huge problem and that simply offering a rent free life can be a huge boost to your attractive levels! I can get a gf even if I don't have a job! I just have to point out to her she gets to live rent free! She can even bedrot and play phone games all day long as long as she gives me kisses!!!!! /vent thoughts

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Millennials need to do a year zero minus the pol pot stuff but make it year 1990. /nostalgia

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There should be age inclusive playgrounds for adults and kids, with equipment durable enough for all ages. It's boring that adults are expected to sit down and watch their kids and not get to play and let loose. I think as a society we need to denormalize society's gradual process of beating out the carefree and playfulness of children, making them into adults who hate children and fun and into slaves, and stop shaming people for expressing themselves and being themselves, being happy and doing whatever doesn't hurt anyone.

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@Aldo I miss being young enough to flex for the lgs at parks without it being creepy. I'm old now. My cum gutters have turned into mud flaps :(

Reeeeally wish I could post my PENOR but I haven't been given permission yet and I'm not sure if I'm allowed to show you lord prince under-duke Jazzys penkr :3

Finally listening to the quran in english since I can't arabic sorry. After Malcolm x made me less scared of muslims and islam as a whole I remembered my very special person who died young and she was reading the Quran, she was working her way through it.......I never got to ask her why....she wanted to help the whole world, she liked learning about other places and people. She was jewish. I learned jews can become muslim. /thoughts

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Being there for your lesbian moms sexually /ventassy

I wish two lesbians would adopt me and make me their sexy boy (son) /vent

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@JESTER This term used to mean happiness and hopping along
The world has gone to hell because now it means ignoring things instead of enjoying the fullness of life with passion /thought

Wish ther was a brain broken fitness girl on an unpopulated island with me and she has the mental age of a 9yo and believes whatever I tell her and she loves me /ventassy

I need a muscle mommy on roids to fall in love with ME and date ME it's always the OTHERS well THEY GET ENOUGH date ME please /vent to the universe

I feel like jesus on the cross if jesus had a smartphone and feral account he couldn't access and zoocat was god: Zoocat, why hast thou forsaken me??? /vent

These users be eating poop /exclamation non-judgemental

I'm not naming names but I think some people who are rude to me in the last 4 hours want to eat feces, I can see a human form in my minds eye, second sight, oh no, showing me what I don't want to see!!!! They love the poop!!!! /ventision

I wonder what makes some people want to eat feces, an ex once was like that, he was really rude so I think his soul was trying to punish his material self which was unconscious of what was even going on, he was actually confused about why he wanted to eat shit as I was for a while, but in hindsight, it's pretty clear. /ventflection

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