YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I'm jealous of you guys (every other fedi fren pulls mad pussy, I just KNOW it I can TELL!) /vent

@woomler Mowgli from the jungle book with a fat ass, or a big dick...

I'm turned off by piercings and am neutral on tattoos, so many otherwise cuties really kill my boner T-T /vent

I'm projecting hard but I hate guys who joke about their vasectomies like they're happy about it. You're HAPPY about not being able to pass on your genetic material and create biological immortality by having offspring and encouraging them to do the same? You frighten me, and disgust me, sir. /vent

Need muscular OR quarky girl to conquer my evil country and take me (rescue me) by making me her husband. /vent

Why am I not married to a gay fitfat fem with juicy titties and balls? Is this hell? /vent