@prouddegenerate Imagine chris fidgeting around with your decrepit holes while breathing heavily
@prouddegenerate That's what Chris chan tried to do but she was too old
I don't understand how it's even prosecutable. It's just lesbian sex, and it's not illegal for a mother to have sex with her daughter (adult).
@Charfuhrer based?
For our date we go sightseeing at a popular spot, and a hike. We eat when we get hungry, and all the while we chat about our shared interests. We talk about what the future holds for us, and how much we love each other. We feel so safe and comfortable together. We have so many happy memories already, like the time I got sick and you took care of me for a week, or when I took you to your first comicon and you said you never knew you could be so happy with another person, and I said I felt the same way; The day comes to an end and we're back home now in our shared house, rural, we have a map flag over our fireplace and are snuggled up under a throw blanket with the zoo flag printed on it. "You're the best boyfriend ever" you whisper, "and you're the best babe ever" I whisper back. Then we take a little nap without realizing it because we're so comfy.
@twsparkle Holy shit it even has the ring
@deedarewoo He could be!
@MischievousTomato exist
@prouddegenerate "I like instrumental stuff"
@MischievousTomato Nice, and my day is agony rn because I am tired
@MischievousTomato Im doing ok, how are you?
The Trench