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Velma is now a Dyke because only chads get to have the girl and Shaggy can go fuck Scooby in the Ass say WB execs.

My mother is the kind of retard who, if you give her a thumbs up she doesn't give one back, she just stares at you.

My mom has an eating disorder and won't eat enough protein so she can't build muscle and has no energy to work out. I tell this worthless stupid fucking cunt for decades and she doesn't listen because she is a dumb bitch.

The prince who rescues the lowborn maiden and protects her is such a lovely trope

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Im like Mr Garrison from South Park, when he thought his dad didn't love him because he never molested him. But if it was his mom. What mom doesn't massage her sons penis with her mouth? How is the son supposed to know she loves him?

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@icedquinn @Agris @dave For non commie anarchic libertarian redistribution of wealth through lawful pressures to occur, would be in direct opposition to the robber baron elite descendents and their minions who now control the west, and the world at large. Those of you who complain about the (((corporate media))) and then attack transgenderism not solely as a political point of contention ("I will not be forced to use speech I don't want to use" - which is a just and righteous stance that I myself adhere to, but what came next?) but as an ideological point of contention, "trans people are not trans, they are the gender they were born, they are crossdressers", this is no longer political, this is ideological and it is definitional outside the scope of law, it is cultural. By going against the trannies, the gays, the freaks, you cast out many anarchic libertarians who want the same freedoms you do, you have only been tricked into believing they don't (that they want to kill you as opposed to having a philosophy of live and let live as you likely do) because the (((corporate media))) has pumped manufactured false flag CIA riots across your feed for over a decade. It's been like this since before integration, it's been like this since before slavery, since before Egyptians and as long as people have been smart enough to lie this as been going on.

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Femboy gooners unite!
"Ew you're problematic get out of the femboy community"
UH NO FUCK YOU? NEW FEMBOY COMMUNITY! GOONER FEMBOYS! *FAP FAP FAP FAP*
*SNIFFS UR BOYHOLE* UwU OwO

I can't stop thinking about what I'm gonna do for my butt reference sculpt. Haven't sculpted in a long time because I wanted to kms and didn't see the point.

I had a dream last time I slept where I was watching a yt video with this pretty zoomer girl in it around 19 or 20, while 2000s alternative rock was playing, and I got such a lonely pain in my heart I wanted to die since I couldn't be with her.

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@kallisti If I'm very butthorny I like to put it in but it doesn't get me off, it just makes me feel stretched out and awake, like getting doused in cold water

@kallisti I got something called a "doc Johnson mood", it's one of those designs, and it felt the best out of anything I tried, but still felt weird like I had to shid and piss, not pleasurable to me just distracting and uncomfortable

@kallisti Yea it just feels awkward, I can fit very small things in but I never get the pleasure that others talk about. I've finished with stuff inside and if anything it made it harder to cum and made the orgasm less satisfying.

I wish butt stuff didn't hurt so much...they look like they're having so much fun but it never works for me

Do femboys actually drink monster or do they just use it for photo ops? I can't imagine drinking that much monster is healthy for you.

"Oh Jazzy what made you go crazy"
Oh idk maybe it was talking to my gf on the celly while she was getting raped by "hood niggas" sounding scared af while they barked at her to get off the phone like a ho. Maybe that was it. Maybe that's what drove Jazzy insane and made him want to eat nigger hearts occasionally. Not that he would ever do it but that's how deranged his mind has become.

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God I am so horny for Buster Bunny from Tiny Toon Adventures rn

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