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Group Stages Intervention To Help Their Type 1 Diabetes Suffering Friend Kick Insulin: "Now that he's calmed down, I think we just leave him to sleep off his cravings."

@prouddegenerate Batman has bluffed, and psyched out opponents, and Superman has done the same. Also both have stolen from Luthor, or another enemy. Also both I'm sure have cheated to save lives but I can't name a specific situation.

Batman, Superman, all of em, they don't play fair when they're up against an enemy. They lie, they cheat, they steal.

Xcom teaches you that in life it is unwise to fuck around because the consequences of finding out are dire. It's best to hedge your bets, always. Do not play fair games when losing is not an option.

Ugh hair is getting thin...I don't want to have to wear a wig if I want to look pretty one day :cry_konata:

@rats I didn't mean to sound rude, just that the only people I've seen get that bad were using not for physical pain but spiritual pain, which opiates will not help with.

@rats I literally cycled every day last year before my pain became debilitating. I really do need the pills. Or I literally can't do much. It's a pain disorder, because of shattered bones that healed wrong and slowly pull things apart. It's like a glacier, slow pace, big mass.

@rats I stopped using it because I hated the tea taste and the tea was the only way that worked well for me that I had tried

@rats @prouddegenerate @opal @bitterblossom I should get some, I haven't used it in a long time but it helped.

Me: Oh yea you're gonna feel every inch bby
You: Oh wow all 5
Me: THERE'S 7 OK? WHEN I'M PRESSED ALL THE WAY INSIDE IT EQUALS 7! IT JUST LOOKS LIKE 5 CAUSE OF WHEN I'M STANDIN THERE IT'S HIDIN IN MY FAT!

Need chubby butterface gf with good asmr voice and big tits

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[TFTL] [Collab] Take one

To conclude the event Tales from the lab today we got a fun collab with the bro @dop please take only one candy, and pound only one booty !

All links to dop's stuff :
baraag.net/web/@dop
pixiv.net/en/users/27872949

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The half jamaican nigger half indian street shitter family next door is burning plastic again and it stinks so fuckin bad it's like being fumigated when you walk outside. I had just put meat on the smoker too when those nigger monkey animals started this fuckin shit. The dogs have a filthy disgusting god cross on their shitty lawn too the Bible loving faggots.

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Scully is kidnapped by a maniac loner novelist. Smoking Man is shot with a giant fuck-off missile, but survives.

It's only when we act really crazy or we get a bunch of people following along like monkey see monkey do that we wind up on someones desk under human (not an AI) scrutiny, it feels like.

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I'm not like happy about it or anything or looking forward to it, or dreading it, it is what I is, but I wouldn't be surprised if I found Mrs. Jazzy through fediverse use. This is the only place I can beeeee myself, as they say.

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