YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

@RehnSturm256 I would keep my dick! I don't believe in dick cutting or body modding. Even breast implants and piercings.

Changing my sheets because nothing feels better on smooth legs than fresh sheets bro

Some things I thought about in the shower while shaving...
1. I wish I was a hot girl so I could date hot girls
2. I kind of retreated from life in 2015 and started preparing for the apocalypse but it never came
3. I feel bad for giving up on trying to stop the system from destroying more lives

Listening to halloween spotify playlist, I need a hot shower, and a shave

Ok doing self care even though I want to kms

@nocontextspongebob when the pill kicks in and the dude sleeping on the couch opens your door

AND NO I NEVER GOT HIV THANK GOD

Here's to hoping my ex gets treatment resistant superaids since he takes prep and thinks that means he can have sex with everybody all the time with no consequences

https://youtu.be/qetW6R9Jxs4
Another banger from the past

Broke: Looking up the pedophiles on the refistry to tell your kids which houses to avoid

Woke: Looking up the pedophiles to tell your kids to go welcome them to the neighborhood so they can learn how to deal with adversity

I had to send them away so quickly because I had to run straight to my room to coom the hardest coom I'd coomed in years

If I was a parent tbh I would be one of those crazy fucks who never lets their kids leave the house.

One was around 9, and quite cute, even at that age. The other, around 7, and likely her sister, wasn't quite as pretty but was also adorable.

And if I was, shame on the testers, putting lgs in what they perceive to be danger just to ascertain if the new neighbor is a pervert or not...but what if they came over of their own accord...what if they knew exactly what they were doing, and I disappointed them by sending them away? No that can't be possible!

I still can't get over the two blonde lgs who knocked on my door out of nowhere unattended when I first moved in. It's a good thing I wasn't a pervert or I could have invited them in. As it was I was friendly but appropriate and then cheerfully sent them away, never saw them again. Still wonder if I was being tested.

Gotta drink to save the band
https://youtu.be/hBqTvWHAycw