YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Probably no one knows what I'm talking about but does anybody remember those scary ass hood "documentaries" where niggas (don't be weird, that's what they were) would "document the hood life" but it was just them committing crimes and doing robberies and shit? That shit's like gone and I remember it used to be on youtube and there were a bunch of them.

God I wish I were Dr. Doom. Gawd I wish Dr. Doom wasn't such a loser. He really is the most badass character but he has to be the butt of every joke to make up for him being massively overpowered.

I sent this amv to my abusive ex one time as like a fuck you or something
https://youtu.be/ByMu5c0oVIs

If you're antimap you're antihuman (all humans are maps (because I have raised the global age of consent to 122 years and 165 days (the world record for oldest human was 122 years and 164 days)))

@doorroo @rats "Virtually" is interchanged with "practically" often enough and "practically" impies that it "might as well be" so yea

Doujin titled: I Can't Believe My Admin is In Love With Me

Anon is in his room, on his pc: Woah, I have a message? It says it's from the admin??? I hope I'm not in trouble...

Admin: Anonkun, I have to talk with you, it's of the utmost importance

Anon: Gulp...this looks serious...wait what's this? Another message?

Admin: Actually, I know where you live so just meet me at the coffee shop down the street

Anon: WHAT?!?

Later that day...

Admin: *sips coffee* and so you see, that's why I had to meet you

Anon: So let me get this straight, you've been stalking me and you're in love with me?

Admin: Yup

Anon: This is too much...but maybe...

And they lived happily ever after!

Brb writing an erotic fanfic about admin x user

I wish I had a sister who wasn't such a piece of shit so we could have been friends (who fuck)

Jesus christ is this the November 11th that never ends?

I prefer the white meat, the YTE MEAT (unless it's the booty meat then I got no preference)

https://youtu.be/4fXTnc79twE
every day

@kallisti @bitterblossom @tarperfume You know that episode of adventure time where finn is convinced that Riccardio the heart guy is a villain, for no reason at all and then is right (only by luck)? That's what I'm going through, this anger of mine is irrational but it's there, because I think I'm being lied to, not just about this, I'm generally paranoid.

@tarperfume @bitterblossom You've softened my view a bit

@kallisti @bitterblossom @tarperfume I don't believe in DID either really, but I do think it's possible. I...just don't understand how a person can be like that, I have many voices in my head, and from moment to moment I feel like a completely different person but they are all me, I can see that clearly, there was a time I didn't. Maybe their existence scares me, because losing cohesion of self scares me.

I just want to kiss thighs right now 🥺