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You: laughs when homer simpson has sex
Me: becomes incredibly aroused when homer simpson has sex

Wait a minute have I been colonized? Wait a minute, I was colonized!

Wait can people still say any screenshot was faked? Can people still do that? Is that still a thing?

*Go on twitter*
*It's promoting niggers and nigger wannabes again*
*Closes twitter*

To good people of fedi: *pat pat*
To bad people of fedi: That meal you last had, I shat in it

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Scully worries about Mulder's new smoking habit. Smoking Man reveals secrets about Mulder's abduction experiences. AGAIN.

@Lox BRUH do you know what I talk about here? MAPs, zoophiles, politics, and complaining, no I don't want my fucking accounts connected

Is media taking a long time to load for anyone else? Are normalscums attacking the fediverse?

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@Lox I too wish I could show the fediverse my butthole, I would even put dildos in it, but alas, I want to keep doing that publicly on my irl femboy acc

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@Remejy @daedrix I prefer buttercup, I want her to beat me and be mean to me

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Mainly gaming/nerd instance for people who value free speech. Everyone is welcome.