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If you could get in a de-age-ifyer, so you could mingle with children unnoticed, would you?

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But I'll phrase it less autistically, like, "You fat but not TOO fat"

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I'm the type of person to say "your fatness is not above tolerance levels" like I just said something reassuring if I feel truly comfortable with my partner (and they ask if they are too fat for me to find them attractive)

I matched with someone on a dating app and now I'm like.............because I can't show them the real me....."Hi I'm Jazzy I'm a map and a zoophile and I live in a crappy room with a crooked floor, sorry I don't have any clothes that aren't stained or stretched out or shrunken and wrinkly, sorry my wallet is empty, sorry my house is messy and I spent too much time masturbating and now my back hurts all the time, what's that? You're concerned? Why? Don't be concerned! I'm normal! This is normal! I'm honest! I'm nice! Just give me a chance! I can pick myself up again! I've done it before! Just give me love and watch me go! Feed me your unconditional attention because I am a narcissistic little demon, wait, where are you going? Soothe my fee fees! Wahhh"

@amerika No where near that bad, it's not visible but it's in a wall that got wet years ago

@amerika My lungs are probably fucked from mold too tbh, too poor to get a wall redone or move out, I have a lot of air purifiers in the hope that it helps

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mfw 8 year olds were writing chemistry books (Lovecraft) and 12 year olds were getting HAM radio licensed and also building their radios (Hieronymous) but california can't into math because the stupid kids feel bad.

:blobcatsuit: gentlemen we have made a mistake somewhere
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Hello everyone, as many of you already may know because it was written on twatter, Pixiv decided to change their policy, because Credit Cards are censoring everything. From now on,hentai commissions, fanbbox, doujins at Booth are prohibited, so i have no choice but to delete a lot of my works and stop doing commissions for a while, it forced me to change everything so i may need time to re´structure working flow. Here i used translation machine so you can read the warning artists received...

@doorroo I only mean to show you things as I see them, insults aren't needed.

@doorroo and I say let the fools be placated lest they obstruct us in the streets

@doorroo So you think the beautiful angel that is man, is only burning, cutting, and killing, (more than before) is because of porn and drugs. I've got a very different view of the soul of man. We are animals, born from the dirt, with the spirit of being trapped in the shell. That is all we are.

@doorroo I think you're the one who can't see as far as I, so I wouldn't question literacy here if I were you.

@doorroo much like batman leaving someone on a train after setting it to crash, it's still murder

@doorroo I would never try to refine a population by protecting it from itself, I want people to be free to destroy themselves if they'd like rather than be automatons for my own enjoyment

@doorroo So you don't believe that humans can reach certain states without drugs, you just said that drinking until one pukes is not the same as peaceful meditation, so humans need drugs to get to certain states.

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