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IT'S FEMBOY SMUSHING TIME
GET THE OIL, GET NUDE, AND RUB ALL OVER EACH OTHER FOR HOURS
IT'S THE ONLY WAY

@bitterblossom @Chizu saltwater fish has virtually no transmittable parasites, it's freshwater fish that is more dangerous, the only freshwater fish that can be eaten raw is salmon because it spends most of its life at sea

I want an alpha female who is OBSESSED with me, seriously I want her to become annoying, I want to curse my life for having to spend it with this muscle goddess who worships me and won't leave me alone and is beautiful

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Britain has lowered the tax on chastity belts by about 60 cents each...
[reclassifying them] as a safety device rather than... clothing
-- NY Times

@bitterblossom Wendys of course what was I thinking, their burgers are better and their mascot is hot

@bitterblossom it wouldn't even be affiliated, it would be a coat of paint

@bitterblossom The mcdonalds is purely symbolic, for humiliation, it would only serve organic food not found in any other mcdonalds

I will not rest until all of the Middle East is conquered and turned into McDonald's, I will not rest until all of the Middle East is safe for femboys, I will not rest until all of the Middle East has the fat men who wear robes beaten beyond recognition and installs a new femboy government

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@mario Oh neat, I'm not into the bondage aspect myself

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> posts address on Fedi
> places all my valuables by the windows
> gets in all my tactical gear and turns off all the lights
> hides in the ceiling polishing my 8 gauge

@animeirl She's athletic and does sport, but she seems autistic and thus easily manipulated. I hope she reels it in before some asshole ruins her. She literally believes she has a "place as a woman" (an alpha female, under aj alpha male, bleh) which means her self esteem must be mutilated.

I saw a female chud (won't stop talking about trad values, likes all the talking heads the boys like) and I can tell from her demeanor that she's just like me, looking for belonging, was pushed out of normie spaces for asking questions so she's looking for belonging among the chuds, hope she pulls free and takes the path of individualism, or she'll be an ideolog at 60 before she knows it.

Thought experiment.

I'm an alien, I don't know much about this planet, can you please tell me about the customs of it? How does it operate? Are there any things I should look out for? Any particular sights I should see, or experiences I should have?

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Scully flies into a Mom Rage and shoots a loner novelist. Mulder desperately pursues telepaths.

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