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My heart is still broken by the games a twink played with it 10 years ago :peepoSadSwing:

@AmbersN3RO @wandwuff Based! See I knew it was possible for fedi love to blossom

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thanksgiving time🕐 to gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick 👌💋. back in 1⃣4⃣9⃣2⃣, our main bitch 💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty 👙👠 pilgrims 🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 to America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search for new dicks to suck 🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1⃣0⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won’t get any 💦 gravy 💦 this year. Get 5⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe 😟. get 1⃣0⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut 😽😽. Happy cock 🐓 gobbling 👄 thursday 👌
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IT'S FEMBOY SMUSHING TIME
GET THE OIL, GET NUDE, AND RUB ALL OVER EACH OTHER FOR HOURS
IT'S THE ONLY WAY

@bitterblossom @Chizu saltwater fish has virtually no transmittable parasites, it's freshwater fish that is more dangerous, the only freshwater fish that can be eaten raw is salmon because it spends most of its life at sea

I want an alpha female who is OBSESSED with me, seriously I want her to become annoying, I want to curse my life for having to spend it with this muscle goddess who worships me and won't leave me alone and is beautiful

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Britain has lowered the tax on chastity belts by about 60 cents each...
[reclassifying them] as a safety device rather than... clothing
-- NY Times

@bitterblossom Wendys of course what was I thinking, their burgers are better and their mascot is hot

@bitterblossom it wouldn't even be affiliated, it would be a coat of paint

@bitterblossom The mcdonalds is purely symbolic, for humiliation, it would only serve organic food not found in any other mcdonalds

I will not rest until all of the Middle East is conquered and turned into McDonald's, I will not rest until all of the Middle East is safe for femboys, I will not rest until all of the Middle East has the fat men who wear robes beaten beyond recognition and installs a new femboy government

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@mario Oh neat, I'm not into the bondage aspect myself

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> posts address on Fedi
> places all my valuables by the windows
> gets in all my tactical gear and turns off all the lights
> hides in the ceiling polishing my 8 gauge
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