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Just did a satisfying dump, the kond that hurts your ring a little because it stretched so much

Wakey wakey people on the internet! Back to the mission! Rest is over!

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Skinner gives Mulder a confused pep talk. Scully.

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I MISS MY DEAD FRIENDS
I WANT TO DO A SEANCE
LET'S TALK TO THOSE BITCHES

@formication @clora I understand. I'm thinking now about how I knew there waa something wrong with him, but I thought it was something other than it was. I thought he waa a victim. I thought people were bullying him. I helped him so much. Then he revealed himself when he felt comfortable enough. I know he was thinking about killing me. I found a huge gouge out of my granite counter, I asked if he dropped something on it and he said he got mad and stabbed it with a knife, like he found it funny. I remember he stood up and said he was going downstairs, figured he was going to the bathroom, came back up like nothing happened. I trust my gut more now. If I don't like someone, I don't need a reason, they're not a victim, they can fuck off away from me is what they can do, because the next time I'm faced with one of these people I'm not going to react well.

@Sp "freeze peach" has to be the most faggoty niggerly way to mock someone for saying things you don't like or disagree with.

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A little somethin for @dope :blobkissheart:
I hope I could do your waifu justice

Olivia ⭐

Now that I'm old I can finally be that cool old guy who the teens hang out with. I know my group had a few of those when I was growing up. I'll have to make sure I'm not annoying like they were, with their stories that would never fucking end.

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@formication @clora The guy actually confessed to me again later after I reconnected with him as a ruse to get close. I learned he was molested by an old woman when he was a young kid, forced him to eat her out. So the best punishment for this womanhater would be to force his mouth open with jaw spreaders and force his face into the rotten cunt of a diseased and extremely elderly woman.

@formication @clora I pray to "god" every day to either give me him, or someone like him, to exert my full will over, for the rest of its life. I want to become satan to them. I want them to crack, and to believe I am Satan and that they are in hell. I want to see them crack.

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