YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

@puppysupreme like this

Peach looks like she's giving a double handjob here, subliminal messaging? Sex sells.

Step 1: Convert all conservatives to lolicons
Step 2: Convert all lolicons to maps
Step 3: ????
Step 4: PROFIT!!?!!

In an alternate universe I stab and eat your legs (because they're so beautiful) but that's not this universe don't worry

I caress your thighs, you are totally relaxed, you've had a hard day, but now you rest, and it feels so good to rest, every breath out is a release, and every breath in is a renewal. I focus on every part of your legs, slowly and methodically, I use the perfect amount of pressure for you. This is what you come home to every day, because you have Jazzy© The Perfect Ocean Husband©™

I want to list the people I have a fedi crush on but I don't want to embarrass anybody

@animeirl Cities are scary though

I ate cookies from Panera Bread but they tasted like cum. I threw them out.

Anybody else notice that "mental illness" started being hidden around 2015? I used to be able to find huge pages of schizo writings about religion and demons and angels and spells and wiccan shit, but now I can't find any of it.

Wtf why doesn't switch minecraft have gyro controls? It would be perfect for them. That's part of why I got it. This sucks.

@nocontextspongebob Mr Krabs after blowing a fat line feels the burn

I wish youtube commenters were legal to eat