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If I were to go on a date with Scooby-Doo, he would totally get me, it would be an instant connection

Omg the assholes are starting up with their fucking target shooting, sons of bitches, we live in a residential area so you know if *I* tried target shooting (bang, bangbangbang, bangbangbangbangbangbangbang, fucking assholes rapid fire) I'd get a visit from the asshole squad, but they probably have connections, it doesn't piss me off that they're making noise as much as they're making noise that I CAN'T make.

@get You're just trolling, piggy brow got laid because he didn't give up, and felt entitled to reproduce even though his genetics are trash and he is just a retard taking up space with his rude self

@get Piggy brow is not superior I will die on this hill, piggy brow is unattractive

@get No one thought he was attractive, but he would still fuck and walk with confidence (undeserved)

@get PIG, fat greasy PIG, the fat guy had a deformed face with fat folding over his brow ridge, and he had a rude arrogant attitude, basically Eric Cartman irl

@get The jacked guy could have had a top tier girl, instead he picked snot goblin, because that's what he thought he deserved.

@get That's a lie, I've known fat greasy pigs who still got laid, they reproduced even. I know a chad who never reproduced even though he was jacked like the hulk, guy ended up a father to his wifes son, and the wife was obese. It's confidence.

Not fair that I don't have douchebag confidence so I never get any sex (women stop having sex with abusers challenge: IMPOSSIBLE)

Nobody can explain themselves without being attacked and told they're overreacting and the gaslighting

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I've been feeling sad because my family all spend a lot of energy lying to one another

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> ᴘʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴄɪɴɢ, ᴍᴏɴᴏɢᴀᴍᴏᴜꜱ 🐴
> ɴᴏɴ-ᴇxᴄʟᴜꜱɪᴠᴇ 💕
> ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴅᴍꜱ 💌 ɴᴏ ʀᴘ ᴏʀ ꜱᴇxᴛɪɴɢ 😑
> ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴘʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴢᴏᴏᴘᴏꜱɪᴛɪᴠɪᴛʏ 💜

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Hey guys I'm coming out, I'm not really a map, I've been trolling, I only think people are hot when they're 18+, and I don't think anyone is hot until they willingly show me their ID and I can verify it is real. This is just who I am, my feelings are my feelings, I am only attracted to people who are proven to be "my kind of people", sorry, that's just how my attraction works, anyone who I'm not sure about just makes me nauseous, they are automatically so unattractive no matter what, they're disgusting looking.

The first observance of The Church of The Trench (CoTT) is about to complete, I want to thank everyone who participated even privately, and I would especially like to thank the first and only member of the church so far besides myself, @TheSomebodies

Be well everybody! I'll post about the church again next week! In closing I'm thinking about loss right now, and letting go, I want us all to be able to let go when needed without strain or stress, learning how to do that is elusive.

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