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I've got to get more confidence and idk if fedi helps with that or not

@coolboymew The government is a cute anime to them, they think Govchan is so cute

Yo I bet it would be a really good feeling to give a stranger a gift, but not just give them a gift in deed but in heart and in spirit, look them right in the eyes and make it clear that they're not a prop and that they don't owe you anything back, just to see them smile and feel relief

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One huggle snug for user A
One huggle snug for user B
One huggle snug for user C
One huggle snug for...etc

I'm going to make some COFFEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my cold is finally gone and I woke up at 8pm because I ate some special butter before I went to sleep

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i have been made aware of something that looks like, if nothing else, one real hell of a fucking book, and if someone is able to help me locate it that would be incredible
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It seems someone is reporting ko-fi accounts and as a result ko-fi is reporting paypal accounts.
If you're an artist you might wanna take some precautions...

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fondly reminiscing this morning about what just may be the greatest prank ever pulled

were they derivative? all my songs have felt derivative lately

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2045. You enter your Tesla via biometric thumbprint which is sent to the NSA. As you push the ignition button the automated breathalyzer emerges from the console. You blow a .081 after indulging in one too many sparkling wines at the Drag Queen Story Gala at the local GOP fundraiser. The car enters "drive termination protocol" and explodes.

Member BME pain Olympics?
OH I MEMBER
Member glass ass?
Ohh I member!

I wish I had more people in my interaction pool, because the current amount is not life sustaining, do not feel bad, the fault is my own, not yours, for requiring so much human connection

I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR FANCY WHITE MAN TALK I'S SORRY
SPEAK IT PLAIN FO ME

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