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@TURBORETARD9000 "I give good head, the best head actually, mmmmm...you like that, yea you do, you do daddy"

"come on jack, don't, don't be, sellin me no, gift horse, gimme that dick jack"

and then alex jones said he bites womens faces (not cool)

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tldr she sucked his dick (president saxophone clinton)

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What if biden and trump bothe gave you a sloppy bj @ da same time?

What do you do to relax?
I smoke and jack off.
Bro.
Bruh.

Did you know there's documented cases of women having orgasms during child birth? It's not common though.

If women are a weaker, less mature sex (as western common thought has been), doesn't that mean any kind of sexual act with a woman is a form of rape? She cannot consent, she is weaker.

Do any of you also feel like androids? Do any of you also feel like a confused other in a sea of culture?

youtu.be/4vPiR6FuayM
I often feel like Data, I try to understand basic cultural practices, while meaning no harm or ill will, so often this attempt at understanding is seen as some kind of offensive mockery, or devious deception, that I hold ill intent and only pretend not to understand, or only pretend to have good natured motives.

@Remejy Asian cultural perception of nudity and sex is much more honest than western christianized nations

@camedei456 @kaia @fgaz I wish they had chosen a different term, like "initialization", I read a little bit about it now and it looks like it used to be called bootstrapping, and again, if I was a peer among them at the time I would have shaken my head autistically and furiously stated that this has nothing to do with footwear

@camedei456 @kaia @fgaz Why's it called "booting" when it has nothing to do with a boot? Computer terms always confuse me...

Christian thinking:
Huh, I guess since everyone suffers pain of death, my enemies will know fear one day no matter what.
HEY WAIT BUT WHAT ABOUT MY FRIENDS? That doesn't seem fair :blobsad:

"Your friends go to a magic room after they die and it's really cool, more than makes up for it"

OH WOW I FEEL OK NOW :comfyhappy:

YZZAJ boosted

youtu.be/0PH-hoYQPnw
Watching this and it's helping me understand some things about the people who treated me badly in life

I've decided to fap with just my imagination this morning, then I've got to find something to eat

Fantasy 

only the corrupt chads, the innocent chads get passed over

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