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still an untapped market in "peridot tops but says smug, cringe-inducing stuff that you can't do anything about because she just made you cum from your ass"

I'm watching Dragged Across Concrete and I am A) Pleasantly surprised Mel Gibson is still making movies and B) Pleasantly surprised he is kind of leaning into this whole racist persona thing. Not in a bad way, not like he's saying gas niggers or anything, but black racism against whites is a part of the movie. And there's good black characters too which is why I say he's "being racist" but not in a bad way.

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With fake screenshots and decent presentation a majority could be manipulated :thonktinfoil:

When the legal adult looks like a ch*ld and acts like one too

Fucking genetically superior people in their assholes because your ancestors stole a bunch and got away with it so now you have money and everyone else is poor :blobpleading:

Fucking the skinny girl and cumming consensually even though you're the fat guy :blobpleading:

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これはココナちゃんをがっしりホールドしての種付けシーン

When I see a guy with a big dick: He better have an ass pussy he knows how to use too :smug:

God imagine how hot it would be to punch a sadist bitch in the mouth while she was giggling trying to attack you and she just goes down like a sack of potatos, BUT, it's in a world without white knights :blobpleading:

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Calling up e-girl: *creepy seething voice* You suck losers dicks and I hope you get killed for it *hard hangup sound*

(Jazzy phones don't make hard hangup sounds anymore...)

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Why is it ok for kids to do things? Because they're dumb? So they get a pass? So if kids rape eachother....free pass?
>NO! WE SEND THEM TO JUVY FOR PERVERTS!
<What if they're not a pervert and they didn't rape anyone, adults just said they did?
>TOO BAD, THEY WILL LEARN A LOT OF THINGS FROM ACTUAL BAD KIDS NOW!
<Won't that make them angry?
>DON'T CARE LOL

Huh........in charge person?
>Yes?
Prepare for hell. :jokermad:

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I want to marry a woman who pretends to be a whore but only sees the rich and kills them without any sex :blobpleading:

I only like whores with morals that align with mine :smug:
>Doesn't take jobs from the obscenely rich
>Doesn't take jobs from thieves (all bourgeoisie are thieves)
>Doesn't take jobs from traitors (all who go along with the bourgeoisie plan or who harm their fellow proletariat are traitors)

Now that's what I call a respectable whore!!

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