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Girls with weird faces but good bodues omg let me smell your pussy :blobpleading:

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@a7 He was where the phrase boogyman came from, they called him that, "Boogy man", and parents would tell their children that the boogyman would get them if they weren't good.

@a7 He was a sick fuck but he seemed free, happy, which is so unfair, the bastard was giddy for the electric chair, wasn't afraid at all, just interested in new pain. He mutilated his own sex organs, mostly by shoving long needles into his taint and leaving them there to fester.

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@bitterblossom I got crippled by a big guy who didn't realize that playing around on the dirt is different from a competition with padding on the ground. I'm like the humpback guy from 300 now.

Lessons learned:
-Do not roughhouse with big people no matter how friendly they are, they don't know their own strength and they will squish your bones apart
-Do not date the impulsive girl no matter how hot she is, do not fall in love with her, she will cheat on you when her feelings are hurt or she feels unloved
-Do not let "friends" walk all over you, it will not be repayed and they will not appreciate your sacrifice

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*Dont she know its a school night, she should be studying*

This got deleted from twitter, fill privilege you get something they cant have.

I guess nice guys don't finish last because being nice got me laid a lot. Have to learn how to be nice again instead of bitter.

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People that fear seeing themselves as animals are often prey to dealing ineffectively with the fact that they ARE animals, so the animal parts of their nature are mismanaged and neglected.

By embracing our animal nature, we are taking responsibility for that aspect of our nature, so it can coexist in peace with the rest of us.

For some, it can be scary, but once you have dealt with it, you feel more at peace with yourself.

A house stands on its humble foundation, not on its gables.

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