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Oh my god.......I did the math and a conservative estimate is that over the last 5 years I have masturbated a total of 70 days, that is 1,680 hours. How do I stop?? How do I stop?? You're all wizards who never masturbate, (that's the vibe I get), how do you do it??

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@animeirl imagining shrimp music video where they dance and twirl

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Scully worries about Mulder's new burger habit. Doggett makes that one face, thinks wistfully of his dead kid.

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Skinner bears the weight of a bee secret. Scully.

I was a hardcore gamer from like 2006 to 2016, all I played on was the 360 because that's all I had. I played a lot of shooters like Titanfall. I would play too much. The longest I ever gamed for was probably like 30hrs no sleep. I did it more than once because I was very mentally sick and I knew at the time I was taking years off my life but would justify it. I can't game anymore because I have pain issues, can't play competitively if I can't see the screen because I'm wincing from holding my posture up to see the screen.

Saw little 10 year old white boys running around the grocery store and I overheard the one saying to the other "OHH OH, THAT ONE'S GAS, no WAIT, THIS one's gas!"

"Gas" has replaced "cool"

*Sings cowboy song playing guitar*

🎶Fedi frens, they break my heart when they don't follow back
Interacted with my posts, then said 'later, Jack'
I wonder if I messed up, and I want 'em back
Fedi frens oh fedi frens, where did we lose track

*guitar solo*

Fedi frens oh fedi frens, I still do love you
Now you know the way I go, my story is through 🎶

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@sandy I agree, it still makes me mad, and like I said, I will like any good muslims or good arabs who step forward and say "Yea islam is sick fuck shit it needs to be reformed or abandoned."

@sandy Because they're not "real" islam views, it's basically lies to make islam look good and progressive, and god help anyone who falls for those lies and becomes muslim because they will kill you if you try to leave

@sandy It's just a conspiracy theory but I think that youtube and others are PROMOTING pro islam views, making it so more people see them, and that makes me angry

@sandy See, over here we have done a pretty good job of beating our religious extremists into submission, they're still loud but they have no real power. When arabs do THAT to THEIR crazy religious nutbag douchebag jerks, I will stop worrying.

@sandy I was against all the wars in the middle east too, I don't want anyone bossy from any land telling anyone else what to do, everyone I know was against the wars, said "leave them alone they live in huts!!!", we all cried about their sad hard lives, but our bullies wouldn't listen, but that doesn't mean it's ok for Muslims to be bullies now

@sandy I'm tired of the muslims and their deal with social media and western governments to normalize their views, it's disgusting and evil, they need to learn that if they want to live in the western world they will HAVE to accept western views. Disgusting little people. These disgusting crazies are working with crazy christians now against the gays and the trannies, it's disgusting and I hate them so much, I hope they all have their beards ripped off. If there's a good Muslim who doesn't arrogantly think he's right about everything I would have no problem with him, idc what he believes as long as he doesn't make it my problem.

It's disgusting to me how the only videos on youtube criticizing muslims are from 10+ years ago and anything in search results that is recent is all "actually muslims are good!" STFU GOOGLE ALGORITHM I KNOW FILTHY SANDNIGGERS ARE EVIL YOU BASTARDS, I KNOW THEY MUTILATE VAGINAS AND RAPE CHILDREN, I KNOW THEY LOVE SLAVERY AND MAKING THEIR SLAVES EAT FECES!!! MUSLIM BASTARDS! KNOW IT ALL MUSLIM KARENS!!!!! THINK THEY HOLD THE ANSWER TO LIFE?????? DISGUSTING!!!!!!! TIRED OF KNOW IT ALLS! TIRED OF FILTHY FUCKING MUSLIM RACIST FILTH ACTING LIKE "well akshully" NO SANDNIGGER SHUT UP, EVERYONE WILL KNOW YOU'RE FILTHY, SHUT UP, FUCKING BASTARDS!

No matter how "nice" or "quirky" your rich betamale husband is, he's still a little domesticated boi who would be easy to eat :blobpleading: (dark jazzy posting)

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