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Still hasn't checked her messages, hope she's ok and not raped to death by 15 million brown dicks.

I wonder if a person really could destroy all life on earth with technology. I think it would be very hard, maybe even impossible. For the whole earth to be sterilized we would need to be able to hurt the bottom of the ocean, and all the deepest caves, which we don't even know all of yet.

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Inside Out 

Hello everyone, I am finally back after some delays. I have done a new drawing and it is also a commission with a friend who is known for commission Riley and her mom a lot aka snapple. He was very happy with the result so I gonna post it of course here as well heh.

#InsideOut #Riley_Andersen #Jill_Andersen #Bill_Andersen #Incest #loli

nini fedi :blobsleeping:
I'm all tuckered out from being a funny little guy to cope with my emotional stress

If you don't like my posts about cocks and adult anuses and grandma fucking it means you're a glowie, real homies know a thing or two about humorz , and about delicious granny puss (from time to time bro)

Other cocks need love besides the bbcs, so let's give it up for: *jazzy poppy fasion music starts playing*
THE WHITE COCK
THE ARABIAN COCK
THE MEXICAN COCK (ARIBA! AY AY AY!)
THE CHINESE COCK
THE ESKIMO COCK
THE ICELANDIC COCK
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, ON THIS LIST ANYWAY AS THERE ARE MANY MOR COCKS THAT COULD NOT MAKE THE SHOW TONIGHT.... DRUMROLL PLEASE
*audience has fingers crossed*
THE DANISH COCK!!!! GIVE IT UP FOR THE DANES EVERYBODY! REALLY PULLED THROUGH!

@arisu_exe@freak.university Oof, mine know because of talks I've had and it was ok, still though, I kind of wish I never said anything sometimes

MY STRONG BARBARIAN MULLATO MUSK WHILE I FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT HONKEYH
*he's not athletic at all and looks white*

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THE MULLATO COCK! NOOOOO!!!!!
*said in absolute terror*

WHEN THOSE NIGGERS
THOSE BBC NIGGERS
START RAPING
AND THOSE JOCKS
THOSE WHITE JOCK BROS
START RAPING
WHO'S LEFT FOR THE NERDS TO RAPE?
THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED!

*never crosses his mind that rape is wrong*

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I CAN'T SAY WHO I WORK FOR BECAUSE OF AN NDA, BUT I CAN SAY, I WORK IN BIG BUSINESS

>Newly confident but older Jazzy
>Buys poorly fitting suit
>Carries several hundred cash on person to flash
>When asked about what I do I'll say "I can't tell you who I work for because of an NDA, but I can say I work in BIG BUSINESS."

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Guys, even if she does flake, or she doesn't, I'm living life to the max again, I'm going to be the guy that got hot chix (and hot dudes) like I was before the depression, I have to have my youthful "I'm so cool" attitude back, I'm sure that's the key.

I feel like you guys are so sad for me about this ex thing that you can't even make fun of me for it

@arisu_exe@freak.university I haven't had sex in 7 years I'm so starved im dying

@EscBoy I'm sorry you're being treated unfairly, it's not right

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