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I wish I could date a map, let's make it happen :blobpleading:

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The Queen's Secrets: the Trilogy 👑

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@LoliHat I've heard viagra actually works on women, makes them horny as fuck

I think we hate them so much because we're jealous of their power, the power of not being enslaved to a brutal taskmaster known as our conscience.

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I think and feel a lot of things I imagine a psychopath things and feels, but I'm not a psychopath. Sometimes I wish I was, because as far as I can tell they're very powerful.

I don't judge, or make little passive aggressive comments, which is why it drives me fucking crazy that some of the people I dated tried to get what they wanted by being that way with me.

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It's not that she's scared of me I don't think, but scared of feelings, her own and maybe mine. I never in my life was like any other guys she's been with, I'm not a bully to my partners, I don't pester for sex, my worst quality is that I'm annoying and sensitive.

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I'm calling it, she got scared and changed her mind, if that's not the case I'll be surprised

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God imagine how based it would be to defeat an oppressive society, free their women folk, and get 5 happy wives

I wish I could have been that white guy who washed up on a beach and the natives were going to eat him but then while they were taking him to battle as a joke he killed a bunch of their enemies and they were like "this dudes cool" and they changed their mind about eating him

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Does anyone else have friends on main who hate Zoos and often post like "block lists" or screenshots of those they've blocked and you're thinking all like "thanks for that, more Zoos to follow!"

Tbh I think they post hate on us to follow the trend. Because heaven forbid they tolerate or ignore us 🙄

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You when you defeat the donkeys
(This is the only real transformers movie)

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@coolboymew Exactly. I fucking hate just about every doctor I've seen. Their heads will roast on pikes in the bad times I predict, because they got lazy and heartless, they enjoyed their status as "honored class" a little too much so forgot what got them that class in the first place. They act like they're not in the service industry, they act like you're inconveniencing them by giving them money.

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