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THEY KNEW WHAT THEY DID AND THEY TRIED TO FIX IT 😭

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I saw an ad on the gram for a local waterpark and it was a picture of a lg looking super happy in a bathing suit, but full camel toe, like full on, like it was intentional. I later saw the same ad again but with a square and text inside it covering her cameltoe (text like "Best waterpark in the area" or something).

Bruh.
BRUH.

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I'm not "trans" like how other people are, so idk if I can call myself trans, but I'm definitely not normal

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[Mia drawing] Taunt

Pov you're a underpayed security guard and those lil fucks are gonna get you fired ~ Mia

(Disclamer i have no idea about those characters personality i never played fnaf in my life)

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While there's @TeamPervy 's Val, there's also her older brother Derrick who seems to have the queer inclination to finding himself on the receiving end of a cheek spreading butt stuffing that's ostensibly, quite gay. Must run in the family.

Well, in my fantasies anyway. That's... why I'm here. :akkoshrug:

When the jews made me they thought I would just be another genetically corrupted white boy, what they didn't know was that they were formenting their own undoing!! My tainted genetics give me the ability to stand up against the negro, if the negro is racist, I am there to stop him, if the negro rapes, I am there to stop him, no matter what the negro does, or where he goes, I have the same powers he does, while my white side keeps my morals intact. They didn't anticipate me. I am the hybrid.

If I ever became a girls master I wouldn't let you guys fuck her just getting that out of the way so there's no hurt feelings one day

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Idea by: Alfajor
Himawari Uzumaki (Boruto)
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Idea by: Alfajor
Himawari Uzumaki (Boruto)
Commission

Part 2 of 2

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If you like my work and want to see more of it, pledge to my Fanbox here.

magnum-impulse.fanbox.cc/

A dollar or three goes a long way. You'll also get access to my discord where you'll find my higher resolution stuff.

@Makeitso@freak.university Yes! Haven't seen it and even forgot it's name but yes, it looks like a beautiful and sad movie.

Who remembers when Oprah was trolled by over 9000 pedophile penises?

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Me hiding in a pedo glory hole sucking all the pedo dicks and then they're mad when they find out a grown man sucked their dicks /fic

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I have a fetish for pedos. There. I said it. I used to post on 8chan endlessly about wanting to suck pedophile cocks until they banned such discussion. A shame. I wish to express anonymously my shameful lust for hard pedo dicks.

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