YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Me when I see cute friendly gay guy: HNNNNNNGGGGG HE'S SO CUTE

Me when I see an uncute unfriendly straight: UGH, DISGUSTING, I'M GOING TO BE SICK

@animeirl Surgery
https://youtu.be/O8C-7m5vCzY

Embrace your cringeworthiness? Technique for success?

https://youtu.be/U1sTJ-DwJ_0

@SoyMagnus @futurebird *jabba laugh* "Koona t'chuta Solo?" (Going somewhere Solo?)

https://youtube.com/shorts/WlXVHzQ3UyQ?feature=share
VIBE

True love is helping your partner wipe their ass in times of need

Can't we just make love? *Rubs up on you like a cat* Oh god, oh god it feels so good *shudders* OH GOD AUUUUUGGHHHH

Zoomers act so slutty with all the ahegao shit but studies say they're not having sex...are they just teasing or lying on the surveys?

I love when I make dirtbags with whale decks pissed off. Oh, so sorry, oops, I had 1 life and now your little token army is wiped and you have no way to maintain momentum? So sad.

https://youtu.be/9Apu1NeWFvQ

@mario okay I guess I'll keep trying, I don't lie and I'm not mean but I'm not nice either I used to be nice but it didn't stop people from being mean to me anyway sometimes. I make bad jokes a lot and I get that can be annoying but I'm really not trying to be mean.

And by "pulling girls" I mean having consensual sex that they enjoy.

Give me advice on getting girls, I'm giving you bros credit by assuming you're pussy punders. I figure my fedi bros must be pulling girls left and right.

@a7 Based, cute

I'm going to regret asking this.

Why don't fedigirls like me? Open question. Genuinely curious about what you think.

We could do fetish things you otherwise would never get to do, on account of your shrek ears, and squinty eyes, and gollum teeth, your bulbus nose, thin lips, limp hair, bushy eyebrows...etc. I will still lovingly gaze at you, genuinely thinking "My girl is beautiful", and I think anyone who disagrees is shallow.

And that guy is me, I'm talking about me. Obviously. But just to be clear.