YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I understand that the world government is trying to make me and my old gf get back together so that I have something they can take away if ever compliance is needed, but I don't think I care. I said I've given up on conspiracies, so I don't even care. Sorry human race, sorry I couldn't do it alone. /schizo rambling

@MMS21 @creamqueen @thegreatape Spiders seem like most male friends. Snuggle up, wait for her to be drunk, then pounce.

I don't look very fat in the mirror then I look at pictures and I'm VERY fat

GIVING UP GOONING IS HARD TO DO
BUT I'VE GOONED SO MANY HOURS
IF I HAD TAKEN ALL MY GOONING HOURS AND SPENT THEM LEARNING PIANO
I WOULD BE SO GOOD AT PIANO RIGHT NOW

@coolboymew Naruto running before naruto

@cunny @roentgen@freak.university @cum @AbNormal Wasn't a corporate place. I think it was a mob front tbh. A way for the owner to launder money. Maybe not mob but definitely a front.

@AbNormal @roentgen@freak.university @cum @cunny Some Russian kid started at a dollar more than me and when I asked for a raise because I'd been there longer I got laughed at.

Slowly but surely removing all nonfollowbackers and unfollowers, tl feels much more cozy when it's filled with people who don't ignore me or begrudge me, or if they do begrudge me they say something about it without being insulting.

@cum @roentgen@freak.university I believe it. I had a ma and pop pizza route as a teen and the fat fucking piece of shit gulag manager would chuckle and say "do the dishes" and at first I did my best and he kept saying "Do more" so I started watching the clock and doing one dish a minute, and no faster, ever again, no matter how much he complained. I eventually quit. Wish I had gone and vandalized the fat fucks home I lost a finger tip because of him.

@Kit @papergal So glad my creep alarm went off HARD when I these kind of people first said hello to me, and then tried to police my speech.

I had a dream I was stuck with eastern europeans at some outdoor celebration, and they were both very annoying and very scary. It was like being surrounded by drunken white niggers, and then they decided they didn't like my two Swede friends (I have no idea why I had Swede friends) and started fighting them for no reason.

I can make your fat bastard fantasies come true