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Just found out normies are taking something called paxlovid and it makes their mouths hurt and gives them diarrhea......... I wouldn't take things that make my mouth hurt and gives me diarrhea just to avoid the flu.

sexy skinny noodle girls with thigh gaps hngggg

@sjw I voted real because real men who exist beat women, so do fictional men but they're fictional so it's not really an issue

"OH WOW DEEPTHROAT DOWN TO THE BALLS WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT, YOU SHOULD HAVE A COMPANY BY NOW YOU DUMB FUCK. AND NOW YOU'RE NOT EVEN HOT, YOU'RE ALL FAT AND ARTHRITIC!!!!!"

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I DIDN'T USED TO BE ASHAMED! I FELT CONFIDENT LIKE I HAD ACCOMPLISHMENTS! I COULD DEEPTHROAT TO THE BALLS, NO GAGGING!!!!

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I'M SORRY FOR PROJECTING MY INSECURITIES ON SLUTTY GIRLS BECAUSE I WAS A SLUT AND NOW I'M ASHAMED :cry_konata: BUT I DIDN'T USED TO BE :cry_konata:

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From Dexter's Lab, looks like Oceanbird is a bit jealous of Dexter's mom.

Original Image, idea and all credits to: chickpeansfw
Colors by me.

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> unalive

how much censorship will youtube idiots dance around before enough is enough

people are starting to sound truly ridiculous with their censorship evasion language
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The haters will call me "crazy" as a way to dismiss but I'll just laugh!

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Them old safety tips for maximum fun at the play pits are important!🍔🍟

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If I was a dad I could be one of those dads who is all paranoid that there's pedos lurking everywhere and I can spaz out and keyboard warrior about woodchippers and be filled with hate, or I can enjoy my life free of worry. Either way I'd love my kids.

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@turntechGodhead@masturb.ating.press Massage makes a huge difference if you can find a legit place, don't trust chiropractors though it's not safe but they'll say it is.

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