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If I could teach the younger generation, like 10 years younger than me, something their fat emotionally constipated fathers didn't teach them (I had the same upbringing), it would be to be kind and honorable and fair and just, but rightly hard, while still being good...but above all, be funny, have some jokes, god damn are you some unfunny fucking bastards. I know life is hard. Be funny. Doesn't matter. Try. First time you meet someone make them laugh. That first impression is important, you dumb fucks. And don't let your older siblings or parents tell you you're stupid or slow, you're probably fine, they're probably being assholes.

Man imagine being pewdiepie, bet that guy fucks

Mr Goldenfold has slowly become my favorite character. He's definitely based on Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
youtu.be/awkhkHa5LmY?si=OJ99lM

I mean sometimes I fantasize about integrating a black trans gf into my white family and we all get along and she's so happy to be in a white family (not at all like get out, completely different vibe).

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Black trans gfs are great because you can finally suck a bbc without it being weird. Because you all know what everyone's thinking, sucking a bbc makes you the lesser male, but aha, what if the owner of the bbc is TRANSGENDER???? Then because we're in our current society accepting of different gender expressions, I can suck her bbc, big black throbber, without worrying about my own masculinity remaining intact.

@AcrylicFairy@freak.university *blush* I'm scared to say, what if I get rejected...but some people on here seem nice, like they wouldn't make fun of me and would think I was interesting 🥺

Some people here are part of my fantasies now, l-lovemaking fantasies

I have returned to my humble Jazzy form, I pray these mortals do not raise my ire once more, lest I become again, JAZZY OCEANLORD!!!!!

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@robinheliotrope I mean in a good way, they took some parts from a great movie and added a bunch of "game" stuff to it but it's undeniable Michael is based of Michael from Heat

Like how the Democrat and Republican parties switched in America in the 1900s.

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What if nazis renamed themselves to communists, and communists renamed themselves to nazis, as a joke.

I'm watching heat for the first time and just realized gta v is basically heat the video game.

There's two kinds of antis and maps, those who want to hurt children, and those that want to help children. Being an anti or a map doesn't automatically make you a good or bad person.

I know I have to start small but it's going to take forever.

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Guys how do I machine code so I can be an alpha chad?

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